Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/February 27

February 27: Banjo Impressions Day

• 1972 - Diwn diwndiwn, diwn diwn, diwn diwn, diwn diwn
• 1982 - Banjo impressions are banned in Alabama during its Third Five-Year Plan.
• 1985 - Deh de dew dew dew dew dew dew , dew........deh de dew dew dew dew dew dew , dew.
• 1986 - He's got a real pretty mouth on him, don't he?
• 1994 - Top of the Flops debuts on BBC Two, earning a place at No. 1 which results in a £10 million fine. Madonna is the first Number One Hit with Played Like a Banjo.
• 1998 - Nintendo and Rareware officially release Banjo-Kazooie. A brief fad of impersonating a bear hits America.
• 2006 - Apple's iRon tops the selling charts for the first time.
• 2007 - The Pokémon Olive game is not released.
• 2040 - Intel creates the world's fastest computer processor, "Idiot Inside".
• 2050 - Apple sued for putting Michael Jackson in its iRon ads.
• 2645 - Ting Tong plays ping pong with King Kong in Hong Kong.
• 2846 - Ping-Pong merrily on high...
• 2847 - Your mom plays my banjo... if you know what I mean. Necrophiliac banjo fans get it.
• 3007 - Dr. Zoidberg plays spin the bottle with Dick Cheney's head and wins Bush's best tie, and a badger.