Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/February 11

February 11: Latin Day

• 477 - Lorem Ipsum, dolor sit amet consectetuer adipiscing elit.
• 530 - Quidquid Latine dictum sit altum videtur.
• 844 - Suspendisse commodo magna.
• 917 - Fusce fermentum odio sed libero.
• 1120 - Suspendisse auctor ornare libero.
• 1285 - Phasellus non mauris nec nibh cursus vulputate.
• 1346 - Curabitur fringilla metus sit amet eros.
• 1776 - Rome is invaded by Barbarians, meaning you don't have to learn what this means.
• 1873 - Some idiot decides that you should learn it anyway, and Latin classes are created.
• 1917 - In Russia Sovietica te Latina discet.
• 1920 - "Forma papillarum quam fuit apta premit" is translated for the first time by a 13 year old. Sniggering is invented.
• 1944 - Omesay idiotay illskay ethay astlay idiotay anday ecidesday atthat ouyay ouldshay earnlay Igpay Atlinlay insteaday.
• 1975 - Vae victus!
• 1989 - Carpe abdominum, caveat nauseum, jetsam creamius cornium. Ecch.
• 2006 - Mater tua tam obesa est ut cum Romae est, urbs habet octo colles.
• 2007 - The Latin-Canadian war ends. Canada is the victor.
• 2008 - Futue te ipsum et caballerum tuum
• 2009 - E Pluribus Unum