Randomness
Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when a centrifuge washes (in a drab manner) to deport rigid cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 81 eerie bags of cement bitterly feeling a skull up the ox. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.
History
Randomness has had a long and to a great degree wet history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the rhythmic guillotine that he is, started creating a massive shitdot of things. Then he added a explosively mammoth blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly shiny existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily sexy ages following its rudely senseless conception.[1]
Hey, what are all those (in a drab manner) random adverbs and adjectives doing in my seldom puce sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!
Randomness and science
Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately programing existence. They would often have violently tawdry rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.
Randomness and religion
Randomness and religion have had a (in an unruly manner) hulking connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our snug religions:
- fum, also known as wael and awugap, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
- Jegig, son of fum[2], had to die on the pile of hotdogs because else fum would've been often incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up in hell to fornicate for the rest of eternity.
- fum, or azzak as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named korikkib. He also told korikkib about the 72 white skulls he'd recently added to his paradise, though korikkib used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
- There is no fum and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.
Randomness and mammary glands
Randomness and mammary glands are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was quantifying some mammary glands, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with mammary glands as with, say, absorbent leashes. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.
All right people, I'm throwing the ring in the towel. This article has become so vigorously vigilant that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. Colonel Angus earns treehouse!
See also
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Footnotes
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Though with randomness, you can't really be sure of anything. You never know when it's gonna stab you in the back.
- ↑ And according to some people, at the same time also nak himself. This rumor was probably started by an elaborate troll that wanted to point out what random crazy things people will believe if you proclaim yourself to be a messenger of nak.
- ↑ The place where this article is stored on your computer; for now at least.
- ↑ I.e. humor that utilizes randomness to be funny and thus inadvertently derandomizes said randomness.
- ↑ Warning! Randomness may not be suitable for younger audiences. Click at your own risk.
- ↑ If you're a rather unlucky character and aren't seeing any random sightings, click here to purge the page.
