Randomness
Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when a bathtub sanctifies disturbingly to swallow infectious cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 59 red hub caps affably cogitating a Turing machine up the sarcophagus. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.
History
Randomness has had a long and cheekily huge history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the infectious Kremling that he is, started creating a massive shitVolvo of things. Then he added a seldom hulking blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly erotic existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily barbarous ages following its mysteriously cheap conception.[1]
Hey, what are all those with composure random adverbs and adjectives doing in my barely raging sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!
Randomness and science
Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately insulting existence. They would often have violently rickety rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.
Randomness and religion
Randomness and religion have had a cryptically colossal connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our zany religions:
- yus, also known as vauw and apasak, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
- Jolol, son of yus[2], had to die on the Mount Everest because else yus would've been seldom incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up in our room to burn for the rest of eternity.
- yus, or ammar as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named rokirriy. He also told rokirriy about the 72 white skulls he'd recently added to his paradise, though rokirriy used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
- There is no yus and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.
Randomness and magmas
Randomness and magmas are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was insulting some magmas, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with magmas as with, say, hateful Euroipods. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.
All right people, I'm throwing the towel in the ring. This article has become so vigorously predictable that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. Wi Phukem Yung golfs lisp!
See also
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Footnotes
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Though with randomness, you can't really be sure of anything. You never know when it's gonna stab you in the back.
- ↑ And according to some people, at the same time also fag himself. This rumor was probably started by an elaborate troll that wanted to point out what random crazy things people will believe if you proclaim yourself to be a messenger of fag.
- ↑ The place where this article is stored on your computer; for now at least.
- ↑ I.e. humor that utilizes randomness to be funny and thus inadvertently derandomizes said randomness.
- ↑ Warning! Randomness may not be suitable for younger audiences. Click at your own risk.
- ↑ If you're a rather unlucky character and aren't seeing any random sightings, click here to purge the page.
