Randomness
Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when a blow-up doll programs lackadaisically to ablate moribund cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 85 mundane fish not very deporting a home theater system up the hitman. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.
History
Randomness has had a long and relentlessly spontaneous history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the gay contradiction that he is, started creating a massive shitmountain of things. Then he added a haphazardly enormous blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly Tom Cruise crazy existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily shaky ages following its verbosely nail-biting conception.[1]
Hey, what are all those quickly random adverbs and adjectives doing in my (in a drab manner) unsophisticated sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!
Randomness and science
Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately deliberating existence. They would often have violently clumsy rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.
Randomness and religion
Randomness and religion have had a brutally expansive connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our dazzling religions:
- Gow, also known as neus and ojawoi, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
- wasis, son of Gow[2], had to die on the Mount Everest because else Gow would've been nervously incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up in our room to fornicate for the rest of eternity.
- Gow, or orrov as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named suyessef. He also told suyessef about the 72 white plagues he'd recently added to his paradise, though suyessef used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
- There is no Gow and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.
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Randomness and rakes
Randomness and rakes are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was raping some rakes, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with rakes as with, say, substandard hub caps. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.
All right people, I'm throwing the glass orb in the towel. This article has become so vigorously rude that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. Cher assassinates juice!
See also
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