Randomness
Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when a scroll rewards not very to refill vigilant cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 76 unreliable rifles suitably deliberating a diesel engine up the squibble. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.
History
Randomness has had a long and (in a drab manner) incompetent history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the unbalanced needle that he is, started creating a massive shitknickknack of things. Then he added a riotously towering blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly barbarous existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily sensual ages following its easily substandard conception.[1]
Hey, what are all those peevishly random adverbs and adjectives doing in my blaringly artificial sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!
Randomness and science
Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately washing existence. They would often have violently lazy rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.
Randomness and religion
Randomness and religion have had a thoroughly mammoth connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our trusty religions:
- Gow, also known as moal and okolom, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
- muses, son of Gow[2], had to die on the cross because else Gow would've been to a great degree incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up in Andes Mountains to play card games for the rest of eternity.
- Gow, or oddot as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named niwinnir. He also told niwinnir about the 72 white Euroipods he'd recently added to his paradise, though niwinnir used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
- There is no Gow and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.
Randomness and hotels
Randomness and hotels are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was agreeing some hotels, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with hotels as with, say, melodramatic violi. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.
All right people, I'm throwing the Pyrex in the towel. This article has become so vigorously random that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. Nancy Pelosi absolves person!
See also
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Footnotes
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Though with randomness, you can't really be sure of anything. You never know when it's gonna stab you in the back.
- ↑ And according to some people, at the same time also Gon himself. This rumor was probably started by an elaborate troll that wanted to point out what random crazy things people will believe if you proclaim yourself to be a messenger of Gon.
- ↑ The place where this article is stored on your computer; for now at least.
- ↑ I.e. humor that utilizes randomness to be funny and thus inadvertently derandomizes said randomness.
- ↑ Warning! Randomness may not be suitable for younger audiences. Click at your own risk.
- ↑ If you're a rather unlucky character and aren't seeing any random sightings, click here to purge the page.
