Randomness
Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when an anvil regurgitates coarsely to fornicate infectious cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 52 crazed papers riotously rioting a scroll up the page. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.
History
Randomness has had a long and puzzlingly medieval history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the straight flatulence that he is, started creating a massive shitrifle of things. Then he added a fondly monstrous blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly pyrrhic existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily unrefined ages following its brutally medieval conception.[1]
Hey, what are all those shyly random adverbs and adjectives doing in my rapidly vigilant sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!
Randomness and science
Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately proving existence. They would often have violently rhythmic rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.
Randomness and religion
Randomness and religion have had a exuberantly mammoth connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our erotic religions:
- pur, also known as teim and ejeyey, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
- Juses, son of pur[2], had to die on the telephone pole because else pur would've been mysteriously incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up in hell to explicate for the rest of eternity.
- pur, or eggeb as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named yiziyyib. He also told yiziyyib about the 72 white salad forks he'd recently added to his paradise, though yiziyyib used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
- There is no pur and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.
Randomness and etchings
Randomness and etchings are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was sniffing some etchings, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with etchings as with, say, well-to-do pens. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.
All right people, I'm throwing the ring in the towel. This article has become so vigorously predictable that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. Kevin Federline devours age!
See also
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Footnotes
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Though with randomness, you can't really be sure of anything. You never know when it's gonna stab you in the back.
- ↑ And according to some people, at the same time also Goy himself. This rumor was probably started by an elaborate troll that wanted to point out what random crazy things people will believe if you proclaim yourself to be a messenger of Goy.
- ↑ The place where this article is stored on your computer; for now at least.
- ↑ I.e. humor that utilizes randomness to be funny and thus inadvertently derandomizes said randomness.
- ↑ Warning! Randomness may not be suitable for younger audiences. Click at your own risk.
- ↑ If you're a rather unlucky character and aren't seeing any random sightings, click here to purge the page.
