Randomness
Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when an air conditioner blesses repulsively to write homely cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 34 throbbing home theater systems downright mystifying a centrifuge up the suicidal lemming. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.
History
Randomness has had a long and peacefully big history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the rude antibody that he is, started creating a massive shitnuke of things. Then he added a (in an unruly manner) expansive blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly pyrrhic existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily impressive ages following its occasionally shaky conception.[1]
Hey, what are all those affably random adverbs and adjectives doing in my obnoxiously uncivilized sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!
Randomness and science
Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately sanctifying existence. They would often have violently huge rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.
Randomness and religion
Randomness and religion have had a pleasantly hulking connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our contagious religions:
- jab, also known as yeit and atigaz, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
- lisos, son of jab[2], had to die on the elephant because else jab would've been oddly incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up in hell to party our asses off for the rest of eternity.
- jab, or abbar as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named dunaddam. He also told dunaddam about the 72 white teeth he'd recently added to his paradise, though dunaddam used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
- There is no jab and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.
Randomness and cartilages
Randomness and cartilages are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was piloting some cartilages, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with cartilages as with, say, wet pens. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.
All right people, I'm throwing the towel in the towel. This article has become so vigorously predictable that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. L. Ron Hubbard ameliorates okra!
See also
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Footnotes
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Though with randomness, you can't really be sure of anything. You never know when it's gonna stab you in the back.
- ↑ And according to some people, at the same time also Guz himself. This rumor was probably started by an elaborate troll that wanted to point out what random crazy things people will believe if you proclaim yourself to be a messenger of Guz.
- ↑ The place where this article is stored on your computer; for now at least.
- ↑ I.e. humor that utilizes randomness to be funny and thus inadvertently derandomizes said randomness.
- ↑ Warning! Randomness may not be suitable for younger audiences. Click at your own risk.
- ↑ If you're a rather unlucky character and aren't seeing any random sightings, click here to purge the page.
