Randomness
Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when a homology extrudes distastefully to lather trusty cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 88 round sticks frostily recollecting a limited edition, gold plated, autographed rabbi up the Game Boy. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.
History
Randomness has had a long and pleasantly loyal history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the egregious algorithm that he is, started creating a massive shitapple of things. Then he added a endlessly Kong blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly clumsy existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily medieval ages following its mundanely overwrought conception.[1]
Hey, what are all those severely random adverbs and adjectives doing in my starkly shimmery sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!
Randomness and science
Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately lathering existence. They would often have violently mundane rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.
Randomness and religion
Randomness and religion have had a gently colossal connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our puce religions:
- Guy, also known as yoiy and iwucii, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
- yuses, son of Guy[2], had to die on the anvil because else Guy would've been 100% incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up in our room to play dice games for the rest of eternity.
- Guy, or ittin as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named gekoggog. He also told gekoggog about the 72 white mugs he'd recently added to his paradise, though gekoggog used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
- There is no Guy and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.
Randomness and homotopies
Randomness and homotopies are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was proving some homotopies, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with homotopies as with, say, petrifying electrons. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.
All right people, I'm throwing the towel in the ring. This article has become so vigorously predictable that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. Rupert Murdoch receives riddle!
See also
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Footnotes
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Though with randomness, you can't really be sure of anything. You never know when it's gonna stab you in the back.
- ↑ And according to some people, at the same time also jav himself. This rumor was probably started by an elaborate troll that wanted to point out what random crazy things people will believe if you proclaim yourself to be a messenger of jav.
- ↑ The place where this article is stored on your computer; for now at least.
- ↑ I.e. humor that utilizes randomness to be funny and thus inadvertently derandomizes said randomness.
- ↑ Warning! Randomness may not be suitable for younger audiences. Click at your own risk.
- ↑ If you're a rather unlucky character and aren't seeing any random sightings, click here to purge the page.
