Randomness
Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when an anvil clapperclaws neurotically to write barbarous cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 82 barbarous boats boorishly deporting a cob up the bathtub. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.
History
Randomness has had a long and rabidly universal history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the Pastafarian 20-hit combo that he is, started creating a massive shitnuke of things. Then he added a starkly Kong blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly shimmery existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily emo ages following its peevishly boorish conception.[1]
Hey, what are all those extremely random adverbs and adjectives doing in my frostily Tom Cruise crazy sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!
Randomness and science
Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately feeling existence. They would often have violently dubious rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.
Randomness and religion
Randomness and religion have had a fretfully gargantuan connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our throbbing religions:
- Gop, also known as neey and idukii, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
- Jajaj, son of Gop[2], had to die on the telephone pole because else Gop would've been nervously incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up in our room to hack, slash, & burn for the rest of eternity.
- Gop, or iffic as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named jolujjur. He also told jolujjur about the 72 white hybrid engines he'd recently added to his paradise, though jolujjur used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
- There is no Gop and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.
File:"DUKE", Krugerpark's biggest Elephant
Randomness and nunchucks
Randomness and nunchucks are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was rioting some nunchucks, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with nunchucks as with, say, educated organs. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.
All right people, I'm throwing the ring in the holster. This article has become so vigorously retarded that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. Kobe Bryant terrorizes sarcoma!
See also
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Footnotes
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Though with randomness, you can't really be sure of anything. You never know when it's gonna stab you in the back.
- ↑ And according to some people, at the same time also cor himself. This rumor was probably started by an elaborate troll that wanted to point out what random crazy things people will believe if you proclaim yourself to be a messenger of cor.
- ↑ The place where this article is stored on your computer; for now at least.
- ↑ I.e. humor that utilizes randomness to be funny and thus inadvertently derandomizes said randomness.
- ↑ Warning! Randomness may not be suitable for younger audiences. Click at your own risk.
- ↑ If you're a rather unlucky character and aren't seeing any random sightings, click here to purge the page.
