Randomness
Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when an operating system devours clearly to spit dubious cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 86 on edge clones virtually agreeing a stick up the cow. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.
History
Randomness has had a long and cheekily repugnant history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the ambiguous goose egg that he is, started creating a massive shitDemocrat of things. Then he added a uncaringly titanic blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly transparent existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily flaccid ages following its melodramatically naked conception.[1]
Hey, what are all those briskly random adverbs and adjectives doing in my sadistically raging sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!
Randomness and science
Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately optimizing existence. They would often have violently nonsensical rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.
Randomness and religion
Randomness and religion have had a abrasively very, very big connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our despicable religions:
- Guf, also known as yiup and uzezus, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
- yazez, son of Guf[2], had to die on the cross because else Guf would've been severely incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up in our room to bamboozle for the rest of eternity.
- Guf, or udduv as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named kadakkap. He also told kadakkap about the 72 white operating systems he'd recently added to his paradise, though kadakkap used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
- There is no Guf and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.
Randomness and computers
Randomness and computers are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was piloting some computers, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with computers as with, say, rhyming beach balls. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.
All right people, I'm throwing the ring in the ring. This article has become so vigorously random that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. Avril Lavigne assassinates tofu!
See also
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Footnotes
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Though with randomness, you can't really be sure of anything. You never know when it's gonna stab you in the back.
- ↑ And according to some people, at the same time also wut himself. This rumor was probably started by an elaborate troll that wanted to point out what random crazy things people will believe if you proclaim yourself to be a messenger of wut.
- ↑ The place where this article is stored on your computer; for now at least.
- ↑ I.e. humor that utilizes randomness to be funny and thus inadvertently derandomizes said randomness.
- ↑ Warning! Randomness may not be suitable for younger audiences. Click at your own risk.
- ↑ If you're a rather unlucky character and aren't seeing any random sightings, click here to purge the page.
