The All-Arabian Rejects
The All-Arabian Rejects (confuse them with The All-American Rejects and they'll bomb your local supermarket), also known as "Duck Soup", were formed in 1991 by Saddam "Da Bomb" Hussayn. They started out as a polka group, but later changed their tune to a Regional Mexican/Death Metal/Christian Rap format. The line-up, as of 1991, consists of:
- Saddam "Da Bomb" Hussayn on Lead Vocals/Baseball Bat/AK-47
- Funk Master Muhammed on the Turntables/Synthesizor
- Akbar Al-Jaheezee on Guitar
- Shavo Odadjian on Bass
- and Cameltoe Joe on Drums/Backing Vocals
The line-up has never changed, but has been threatened many times.
Their Rise To Fame[edit]
They were first recognized during the Gulf War, as Saddam's country was invading Kazakhstan. The United States crushed Saddam's forces, enraging him. He quickly assembled his band in his mom's basement/recording studio, and recorded their first full-length album, "DEATH TO AMERICA!!!!!". Despite the suggestive title, it sold millions of copies in Canada and the United States. The hit song "Drop A Bomb" was a No. 1 hit single in America as well as Uzbekistan and many other countries you don't give a shit about. In June 1992, they released the first part of a double-album, "BackaLacka Blues" and released the second part, "Worship Allah Mothafucka!", in November. "E5C4PE" was their attempt to sound cooler, and for a while, it worked. Their single "R-E-S-P-A-K-T" had almost constant airplay for a month after it's release. On the contrary, "1337 15 64Y" was a disaster. Many people were offended by this act of vulgar humor. Fans wondered what type of bomb had hit the All Arabian Rejects. After going on a brief hiatus to wreak havoc amongst their country, they released "Bombs Over Baghdad" as an attempt to bounce back. It sold over a kazillian-million-gillion billion-hunred-thousand-fifty-six point seven eight copies worldwide. "Christians Eat Babies And Set Kittens On Fire" also known as CEBASKOF, was another success. Even the Pope recommended this album to everyone. They released their hit single "0K, 50 1337 15N7 64Y" as an apology for their earlier album, "1337 15 64Y". Their last album, "Californicate Me Baby", brought tears to the eyes of fans everywhere, mostly from tear gas.
Discography[edit]
Albums[edit]
- DEATH TO AMERICA, March 1991
- BackaLacka Blues, June 1992
- Worship Allah Mothafucka!, November 1992
- E5C4PE, September 1993
- 1337 15 64Y, June 1994
- Bombs Over Baghdad, January 1996
- Christians Eat Babies And Set Kittens On Fire (CEBASKOF), April 2002
- Californicate Me Baby, December 2005
Singles[edit]
- DEATH TO AMERICA, February 1991
- Drop A Bomb, March 1991
- R-E-S-P-A-K-T, July 1993
- Cameltoe Joe's Song, November 1995
- Bombs Over Baghdad, January 1996
- BackaLacka Bi-Atch featuring Snoop Dogg, October 1997
- Nothin' but a T Thang, February 2002
- Diet Coke, November 2004
- 0K, 50 1337 15N7 64Y, March 2005
Lyrics[edit]
Drop A Bomb[edit]
Go ahead as you waste your days with thinking
We'll stay right in the mountain tops
Another day in this hideout would be stinking
But guess what I got!
Bombs in a little hole
More than this vest can hold
Even when Saddam is gone
Drop a bomb, drop a bomb like I know you do
Even when your bombs are gone
Praise Allah, Praise Allah just to make it through
Drop a bomb
Drop A bomb
So your camel ran away completely
America bombed my crib
I was a the leader of my country
Every night I eat spare rib
Got bombs in a little hole
More than this vest can hold
Even when Saddam is gone
Drop a bomb, drop a bomb like I know you do
Even when your bombs are gone
Praise Allah, Praise Allah like I know you do
Drop a bomb
Drop A bomb
(guitar solo)
Even when Saddam is gone
Drop a bomb, drop a bomb like I know you do
Even when your bombs are gone
Praise Allah, Praise Allah like I know you do
Drop a bomb
Drop A bomb
Downfall[edit]
While partying in one of Saddam's hideouts in early 2006, Hessian mercinaries caputured him, nailed him to a tree and left him to die. The rest of the guys were pretty bummed out, so they just dissolved the band and took up smoking marijuana.