zero

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Noun

Zero (plural Zeros)

1. The number that precedes one.
2. The only number that when added to itself and multiplied by itself equals itself, which is the reason the Mayans invented it.
3. Zero Immigration: see Moron.
4. Zero: Japanese Warplane: see Morons run.
5. The amount of pollution left once Captain Planet is ressurected.
6. The only number that your not supposed to divide anything by, except if its done by Chuck Norris
7. an exceptionally bad rating on a scale of 1 to 10
8. Common misspelling of an accounting software package