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Uncyclopedia:Departure of Fun/Kleptomania

Score: 3 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Crowdsourcing a page deliberately full of gibberish is one-time mirth for the instigator and a waste of time for all the readers who arrive later. Spıke 🎙️16:33 4-Mar-22
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Steal the page and stash it where deleted pages go. We don't need to encourage vandalism. Some of the theft has gone unnoticed and detracts from others' works. The story it made wasn't impressive anyway. Dark Web, White Hat (talk) 00:49, 7 March 2022 (UTC)
    It didn't register with me that additions here were to be subtracted from articles in the encyclopedia! If I could cast two Delete votes, I would! and thank you for repairing some of the resulting damage! Spıke 🎙️01:07 7-Mar-22
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. OnePunch Talk to me 01:18, 7-Mar-22
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  • As background, the article directs readers to "cut 3 words" from a random article and paste them in. Some cut words that were arguably surplusage. Others simply vandalized to be part of the Movement. Spıke 🎙️01:17 7-Mar-22

Messenger nicks

Score: 5 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. In which I.P. Anon uses interminable listcruft to blog about morons he's met on another website. It's got cruft as old as Monica Lewinsky and it never gets better. One problem with lists is that they are too easy to add to, with ridicule instead of funny writing. Spıke 🎙️20:36 6-Mar-22
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. OnePunch Talk to me 01:17, 7-Mar-22
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Begone. WohMi (talk) 19:58, 7 March 2022 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Hwyl fawr Sog1970 (talk) 20:04, 7 March 2022 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Ye Olde Uncyclopedia style of articles that needs treating with weedkiller. Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 23:38, 7 March 2022 (UTC)
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Toenail

Score: 4 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Nonsense history: Adolf Hitler, Oscar Wilde, and Michael Jackson make cliché tic-tac-toe. Also gross. Dark Web, White Hat (talk) 06:29, 8 March 2022 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Sog1970 (talk) 07:38, 8 March 2022 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg NRV. Cruft by a party of Anons. I'd say deliberately poor writing, but deliberate is too good for it. Spıke 🎙️12:31 8-Mar-22
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. OnePunch Talk to me 03:43, 9-Mar-22
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Wacky Races

Score: -2 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Not about Wacky Races. Not very good. And,selfishly, I'd to replace it with this User:Sog1970/Wacky Racists when it's done Sog1970 (talk) 19:52, 7 March 2022 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Wacky gets whacked. OnePunch Talk to me 00:04, 8-Mar-22
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I suggest links to Sog's article off this one as it is a different take on the same subject. Perhaps a disambiguation page would be better? Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 14:22, 11 March 2022 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Disambiguation page works for me, because (1) Sog's article is already much better, and (2) Wikipedia says the real-life cartoon had two incarnations (and several knock-offs such as video games). Spıke 🎙️15:21 11-Mar-22
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Switch 2 Keep Disambig page made. OnePunch Talk to me 02:22, 12-Mar-22
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Soffmi muhod

Score: 4 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Article concealing vanity/promotion within obscurantism. At least some of the page makes references to digital musical albums. Dark Web, White Hat (talk) 22:10, 12 March 2022 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Author Djt789 says four years ago on the article's talk page: "well... i had fun. i can make it better. but later. i need a rest." This reader did not have fun, beginning with, "What's this even about?" And now you know both of author's edits on this website. Spıke 🎙️22:59 12-Mar-22
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. OnePunch Talk to me 08:41, 13-Mar-22
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. No clue what it is about. Writer provides no clues. Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 16:14, 15 March 2022 (UTC)
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  • soffi muhod is an electronic music artist on Bandcamp who makes albums with titles such as "qavykr". I tried translating them to see if the titles made sense in another language, but it's just gibberish. Dark Web, White Hat (talk) 22:10, 12 March 2022 (UTC)

Baby catapult

Score: -2 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. First it was Baby Throwing Foundation of America and then it was Baby conveyor belt. Now it's "female Dominatrix babies" and "Aborted Foetuses (with juice)"? Huh and ew. Dark Web, White Hat (talk) 07:02, 15 March 2022 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Remarkably well-written except for the lists, which are now gone. (Even "dominatrix babies" is okay for a capture of Lesbos!) Who added the template calling for images? ew! But Romartus might be able to pull it off. Unfortunate digressions to gore and testicles can be edited out. Spıke 🎙️11:20 15-Mar-22
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Added images make all the difference. Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 16:52, 15 March 2022 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. OnePunch Talk to me 01:08, 16-Mar-22
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  • Renamed from Baby Catapult. Spıke 🎙️16:44 15-Mar-22
  • I realize consensus saves this article; but I maintain my gestural vote to delete because, as a female, the concept of baby ammunition or baby mutilation in any form is just not funny a premise (seriously, how is this the third article on the topic?). I do recognize the objectionable bits have been toned down, and the images are not horrifying. Dark Web, White Hat (talk) 02:48, 16 March 2022 (UTC)
    (In fact, even absence of consensus saves an article.) So your position now boils down to: The topic should be taboo. I disagree. We have titles suggesting blasphemy, trivialization of Jesus and Hitler, and the N-word itself. The key is for the text to be a good read not conveying either advocacy or hostility. And even the macabre title of this article is open to ambiguity, which I play with in its opening sentence. Spıke 🎙️13:00 16-Mar-22
    (Post-archival comment) More accurately, my position now boils down to: fictional weaponry (that is also taboo) ranks among humor topics I find more stupid than funny, even though this one was fixed up pretty well. Dark Web, White Hat (talk) 08:56, 21 March 2022 (UTC)
Moved from User talk:Spike

(You misrepresented my point and then closed the ballot before I could clarify.)

My position on Baby catapult was not simply that it was taboo and that babies are precious. I'm not calling for all black comedy to systematically be eliminated. My opposition was that the article is inane: it lacks a real-world counterpart, imparts nothing as its core message or driving point, and falls flat to me with its mock historical chronology. Fictional weaponry isn't automatically funny to me—it comes off as uninspired, irrelevant, and downright stupid. Taboo subjects have to work harder to remain amusing, and ability to expand an article with jokes doesn't mean it's a worthwhile topic to develop. Violent or morbid subjects just get on my nerves when they have nothing to say.

Hence, I made the comment to express that leaving my Against vote as-is was intentional, and that from my perspective I don't find the topical basis entertaining, even if it was expanded fairly well. Dark Web, White Hat (talk) 09:48, 19 March 2022 (UTC)

I expected a response from you and waited a day after my comment before closing the ballot, and the usual 24 hours more before archiving it. (You could reply on a closed ballot, despite all that gray that tells everyone, "Don't read this!") I agree with you on choosing a topic well; fictional weaponry is an unwise choice, like Wacky Wars and Diseases I Just Invented. This one seemed adequate to me (after group resuscitation). Spıke 🎙️11:23 19-Mar-22
Okay. I was late responding. Didn't know I could comment after the fact. Dark Web, White Hat (talk) 09:27, 21 March 2022 (UTC)

Not So Awesome Land

Score: 5 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Wacky nation cruft, terribly written.--OculusWild (talk) 06:25, 17 March 2022 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Part of a fanfiction story arc by MeatLoafFan. Ugly on many levels. Repellent Intro doesn't tell the reader why he should continue, and in fact, he is better off not doing so. Spıke 🎙️11:55 17-Mar-22
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. nope!Sog1970 (talk) 10:43, 19 March 2022 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Per the same. "Lord Babin" seems to be an inside joke or navelism, too. Dark Web, White Hat (talk) 08:24, 21 March 2022 (UTC)
    Yes, it was self-reference snuck in after-the-fact by Dracono100. Spıke 🎙️12:23 21-Mar-22
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. OnePunch Talk to me 08:26, 21-Mar-22
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Awesome land

Score: 5 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. More wacky nation cruft.--OculusWild (talk) 06:27, 17 March 2022 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Part of a fanfiction story arc by MeatLoafFan. Ugly on many levels. Repellent Intro doesn't tell the reader why he should continue, and in fact, he is better off not doing so. Spıke 🎙️11:56 17-Mar-22
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. won’t be missed Sog1970 (talk) 10:42, 19 March 2022 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. OnePunch Talk to me 08:26, 21-Mar-22
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Wacky and random. Dark Web, White Hat (talk) 08:29, 21 March 2022 (UTC)
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