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Elephant (Wikipedia article)

Score: 4 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. - If Wikipedia doesn't want it, we most definitely don't want it. -LoudAb. (talk) 20:33, 23 March 2021 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This is not original comedy writing; it is serious documentation of a case where Wikipedia was pranked (perhaps funny to the prankster). Not what our encyclopedia is for. My comment below did not mean I thought this article was any good. Spıke 🎙️12:21 2-Apr-21
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A joke that long lost its topicality. All that's left is this. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 12:31, 2 April 2021 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Sog1970 (talk) 15:50, 2 April 2021 (UTC)
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  • Nominator's rationale is false. This is not Wikipedia's article on Elephant but news about that article, also Colbert's citation of the article, also an edit war at Wikipedia. I presume author Sikon was one of those banned from editing on Wikipedia and wanted to even the score or tell his story at Uncyclopedia. Less clear now that nominator has deleted the Wikipedia AfD (VFD) notice, which was the only thing approaching humor. Spıke 🎙️21:02 23-Mar-21
  • Okay, I get it (after deleting the article): At one point during the vandalism, the Wikipedia article pointed to this Uncyclopedia article, which pointed back to it, hence our "recursive" Colbert photo. This is conundrum, not comedy. Also, it is no longer true. Spıke 🎙️16:36 2-Apr-21

Pentagram Tic-tac-toe

Score: 5 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Racist, repetitive, not very funny. Dark Web, White Hat (talk) 05:31, 2 April 2021 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. That, and meme-cruft, Wacky War, and a rant about George W. Bush. Spıke 🎙️10:15 2-Apr-21
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. No one would miss it. Sog1970 (talk) 10:36, 2 April 2021 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Bin it. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 12:29, 2 April 2021 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. -LoudAb. (talk) 13:27, 2 April 2021 (UTC)
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HowTo:Take It Easy, Man

Score: 4 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. - This site already has enough of this. -LoudAb. (talk) 14:25, 23 March 2021 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The only project of The Dude 898, an unclever stoner ramble, has had an 11-year-run here. Spıke 🎙️16:35 23-Mar-21
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Fairly sure I've read the same article with a different title and better writing before. Sog1970 (talk) 10:38, 2 April 2021 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Needs Cold Turkey. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 22:40, 4 April 2021 (UTC)
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Goldfish crackers

Score: 5 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Um, I'll be honest, I didn't read the whole thing: "fuck children [...] to their death" said it all for me. 32 counts of "fuck" on that page alone, and it goes all the way back to the first revision. I think the author was going for disgusting? There are gratuitous profanities galore. Dark Web, White Hat (talk) 07:19, 4 April 2021 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This dollop of Child Rape Humor was present in Anon's original version in 2007. I see no comedy theme here; it is just a vessel for an obscene rant. Spıke 🎙️12:19 4-Apr-21
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. An article for Encyclopedia Dramatica (if they're still around) rather than Uncyclopedia. Crap in other words. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 13:23, 4 April 2021 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. pointlessSog1970 (talk) 22:37, 4 April 2021 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. - LoudAb. (talk) 23:22, 4 April 2021 (UTC)
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Blazed Pascal

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Following Category:Long articles that ramble on about nothing from the previous nominee gets you here. Blaise Pascal, you see, is blazed on drugs. So rather than throw this pun into the article on the subject, we have yet another article where the reader types in the joke to see if there's an article on it. There is, it flogs the pun to death, and does nothing else. Spıke 🎙️01:30 9-Mar-21
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A single joke doesn't need a whole article. -Soon. (talk) 01:36, 9 March 2021 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep.Does flog one joke but perhaps it is one I could improve as a next project. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 22:42, 4 April 2021 (UTC)
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  • Result of a Pee Review is on the talk page. Ikabu gave it a passing grade and declared it "enjoyable" despite asserting that the website had enough stoner humor (in 2007!) and that obscenity "ruined it for me." Spıke 🎙️01:32 9-Mar-21
  • Userspaced. Spıke 🎙️20:33 23-Apr-21

Template:Wikia

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Also {{Wikiapar}}. As wikia.com cut us loose in 2019 (as set out in Section 7 of my user page), it is the website I am second most anxious not to send free traffic to. I believe both templates are used in less than a dozen articles. (A separate topic is whether we are doing anyone a favor by having some of our articles refer them to Conservapedia.) Spıke 🎙️20:02 4-Apr-21
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I count 3 practical transclusions of the templates, only 2 in mainspace. Occasional Fandom links might be useful (e.g. is there a replacement for Bulbapedia as a free Pokemon resource not covered by Wikipedia?), but it would be easier to write a new template—the links in {{Wikia}} and {{Wikiapar}} are broken. Dark Web, White Hat (talk) 20:31, 4 April 2021 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. When all roads led to Evil HQ. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 08:43, 23 April 2021 (UTC)
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  • I've edited the two callers and both templates are now orphaned in mainspace. Spıke 🎙️19:55 5-Apr-21

Template:Did you know that

Score: 3 • voting closed
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  1. Redirect to Template:DYK2. Do we need two templates that differ by a single word? We also have {{Factoid}} that's slightly different too. Dark Web, White Hat (talk) 08:20, 23 April 2021 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.--Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 08:44, 23 April 2021 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Spıke 🎙️10:19 23-Apr-21
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