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🔒 Kenny McCormick H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

Score: 2 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The Intro is informative, not humorous. The entire remainder of the article plies ad nauseam a comedy strategy created not by us but by South Park, that the character is unintelligible. One of our loathsome set of "nonsense" articles that defend one another with Template:Nonsense2, which is unmaintainable if any are deleted. Spıke 🎙️03:25 3-Aug-20
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Kenny's dead.  EStop Press here for Room Service 03:55, 6 August 2020 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Not very funny, using the strategy of AAAAAAAAA!, yet failing to be humorous. --LoudAbruption (talk) 20:24, 7 February 2021 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.. it is literally worse than just spamming the f-bomb over and over, and My god, that intro! The preceding unsigned comment was added by I like chicken (talk • contribs)
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I kind of like it. It's short, not doing any harm and in character. Sog1970 (talk) 10:55, 5 February 2021 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Perhaps could be more original but doesn't make me want to remove it. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 18:21, 23 February 2021 (UTC)
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  • Significant disagreement, article retained. Spıke 🎙️19:08 1-Mar-21

Dabhdude

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  1. a hate article. really nothing else to say. -Soon. (talk) 18:29, 1 March 2021 (UTC)
  2. A single edit in 2019 by GCNCritic, his only-ever edit here. Given an article about a celebrity on some other website, I don't care whether it is love or hate. Content carries on an off-site feud; single paragraph without typography is painful on the eyes. Spıke 🎙️19:05 1-Mar-21
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.An abomination. Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 22:54, 1 March 2021 (UTC)
  4. All the aboveSog1970 (talk) 08:32, 2 March 2021 (UTC)
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Dihydrogen monoxide

Score: 3 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Okay, so the joke (which isn't original to Uncyclopedia) is that "Dihydrogen monoxide" is one of several valid chemical names for the stuff better known as water. Anon in 2017 created a page with a joke title, great. Only, he doesn't go on to actually tell the joke, never again using the term but rambling about water and peeing. It's a single paragraph, because he can't format. Spıke 🎙️01:21 5-Mar-21
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. -Soon. (talk) 01:55, 5 March 2021 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Not that we shouldn't have an article on Dihydrogen Monoxide, just that it shouldn't be this one.Sog1970 (talk) 10:44, 5 March 2021 (UTC)
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  • By the way, "hydrogen oxide" is simpler and equally valid; the atoms' numbers of bonds means they will naturally occur two H's for every O, no need for the name to specify. So the very title is the error of assuming more complicated means more encyclopedic; see CoW. With that in mind, I have resuscitated and cleaned up Rickyrab's article, killed N.R.V. in 2006. Spıke 🎙️02:05,02:59 5-Mar-21
    Though, strictly, water isn't the only Hydrogen Oxide available, albeit Hydrogen peroxide is much less stable. Sog1970 (talk) 10:44, 5 March 2021 (UTC)
    Thanks; so noted, now, at hydrogen oxide. Spıke 🎙️11:01 5-Mar-21
  • Deleted. Now redirects to Hydrogen oxide. Spıke 🎙️20:04 6-Mar-21

Slezistan

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Dark Web, White Hat attached {{Fix}}, stating, "I'm sorry, I don't mean to be mean--I just don't get the point. As far as I can tell, it isn't a real place or real event. Am I missing something?" No. Two-year-old contribution of Jan Kocourek (his only half-hour here). Spıke 🎙️10:53 9-Mar-21
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. -Soon. (talk) 13:09, 9 March 2021 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Abandoned stub. No one will flesh this out. Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 15:21, 9 March 2021 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Dark Web, White Hat (talk) 03:48, 10 March 2021 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A waste of pixels Sog1970 (talk) 09:51, 10 March 2021 (UTC)
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HowTo:Tell the difference between a cow and a goldfish

Score: -2 • voting closed
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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. - Not sure how no-one ever thought to delete this in over 12 years, but it's still bad. -Soon. (talk) 13:20, 9 March 2021 (UTC)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Author (MEGAZOR in 2009, no other projects) actually had a comedy strategy: Write about something else entirely, then segue back to the job at hand briefly at the end. But it's stubby, botched, and typographically horrible. Spıke 🎙️03:37 10-Mar-21
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep.I could add this to my 'fix this sometime list' as the idea here is very silly but worth improving. Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 10:13, 10 March 2021 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Daft enough to be worth redeeming and Romartus volunteered to do the heavy lifting. Bonus Sog1970 (talk) 22:08, 10 March 2021 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. - If someone is willing to redo it, I guess keeping it wouldn't be bad. -LoudAb. (talk) 22:14, 10 March 2021 (UTC)
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🔒 Super Mario Odyssey H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

Score: 4 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Absolutely nonsense. And not the funny kind. -Soon. (talk) 00:12, 9 March 2021 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Typographically ugly, photos stacked up, most some didn't render, text is a fanboy ramble with a lot of druggie "humor" and a little rape "humor," won't be funny to anyone, nothing links to it. The only contribution of Rqmah about 2 years ago. Am willing to flip to Symbol keep vote.svg Keep if anyone wants to save this. Spıke 🎙️00:48 9-Mar-21
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. It's unfortunate that the page is filled with druggie humor and rape humor; it's still a very popular recent-ish game. In The Thousand Year Door, spirit possession nearly ended the world; maybe the page could talk more about how bizarre Cappy is? ...but it might be easier to just start over. Dark Web, White Hat (talk) 04:19, 10 March 2021 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Uggh! Sog1970 (talk) 10:06, 11 March 2021 (UTC)
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Playstation 2020

Score: 3 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. - A article whose concept has no purpose here or anywhere. -LoudAb. (talk) 13:21, 11 March 2021 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A good start by Bailes27 in 2018, but ought not survive by this name: The Playstation 2000 was not the final name of this product and does not have a Wikipedia article. Bailes27 ends on a high note, calling it, "A newer version of the Playstation VR where you bump into every wall in your house." Spıke 🎙️13:41 11-Mar-21
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Looks unfinished and joke-free. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 09:35, 22 March 2021 (UTC)
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Delicious Jones

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. - Dont see the point of this article. It poorly develops the concept of Delicious Jones, while delivering jokes that disgust the reader. -LoudAb. (talk) 15:38, 12 March 2021 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Not notable (no Wikipedia page), possibly vanity/cyberbullying. A real person, died 2014. This article is a 2006 contribution of JohnyBurnaway (his only project). Not linked to except by 'bot Fnoodle's "toprated" list (which means bottom-rated). DuckDuckGo comes here before the Fork; did they kill their copy? Spıke 🎙️16:21 12-Mar-21
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Who? --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 18:42, 22 March 2021 (UTC)
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Why?:Tap someone on the shoulder, then stab a machete through their spine

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. - A random thing for a Why? article, and not very funny, describing how to kill someone this way and not why you should do this. Also, it's incredibly short, the entire article being a run-on sentence. -LoudAb. (talk) 02:25, 22 March 2021 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A single, macabre paragraph. It gave me a chuckle, but before he could develop it, it was over; not only that, but the page name has the entire comedy payload. Spıke 🎙️02:29 22-Mar-21
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. As above Sog1970 (talk) 17:08, 22 March 2021 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Punchline without a joke? Begone. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 18:37, 22 March 2021 (UTC)
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