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This page is an archive. The contents have been moved from another page for reference purposes only, and should be preserved in their current form. Discussion or voting on this page is not current. Any additions you make will probably not be read. The current version of this page can be found at VFD.
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- Delete. I wrote the article and I would like for it to be removed from Uncyclopedia. Thanks —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Seányg (talk • contribs)
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- Keep. I read the article and I would like it to stay: Excellent writing, and its playful and funny approach to both the sport and to the "ginger species" is evident even to this non-fan (non-fan of footie, not non-fan of the Irish). It ends in stubby sections and a list and this might be remedied. Spıke 🎙️20:02 12-Apr-17
- ~ Delete. Personally I would like for the page to be removed. I hope that this can be respected. Thanks Seányg
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- Kept. No second after two weeks. Spıke 🎙️02:01 30-Apr-17
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Spyro The Dragon
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- Delete. The pictures consist of bland screen shots from the game and a list of levels with central comedic strategy being that Spyro is Hitler. "Some pretentious bull****." We should let this go the way of Crash Bandicoot, even though it has slightly more characterization to work with. Irritable of contents (talk) 17:54, March 17, 2017 (UTC)
- Delete. Macabre, listy, and crufty. Spıke 🎙️00:20 18-Mar-17
- Delete. Junior Uncyclopedia. --RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 22:31, April 2, 2017 (UTC)
- Delete. Reads nothing like an Uncyclopedia article, more a amateurish unamusing rant with unappealing lists. SIR MAC BOSWELL [†] 07:01, April 15, 2017 (UTC)
- Delete Needs more funny and less lists --Oblique (talk) 04:18, May 3, 2017 (UTC)
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Chunky Water
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- Delete. Violates almost every rule in the Uncyclopedia comedy book. No satire, extensive lists, unfunny randomness and unsearchable. If there's a highlight it's the caption. Cack. SIR MAC BOSWELL [†] 07:12, April 15, 2017 (UTC)
- Delete. Recycle the electrons used for the making of this article.--RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 10:11, April 15, 2017 (UTC)
- Delete. Author invents a concept, tells us what to think about it, and only then embarks on comedy: listy and mechanical. Oscar Wilde gives the punch line: the chunks are "POO". With luck, the reader won't get this far. Spıke 🎙️11:17 15-Apr-17
- Delete. And before anyone asks, no, I will not be a spokesperson for this product. Chunkles ☎ talk ✏️ contribs 21:40, April 23, 2017 (UTC)
- Unbelievably bad 2005cruft. --Oblique (talk) 04:28, May 3, 2017 (UTC)
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Lukewando
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- Delete. Completely lacking in humour. SIR MAC BOSWELL [†] 21:31, April 16, 2017 (UTC)
- Delete. As I wrote in 2011: "Author can't quite make any point." Spıke 🎙️21:38 16-Apr-17
- Delete. It was saved last time with an author's promise. Expired. --RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 22:53, April 19, 2017 (UTC)
- Delete. Expert 3222 14:26, April 21, 2017 (UTC)
- Delete. Mercifully short, but still rather dull. Chunkles ☎ talk ✏️ contribs 00:10, May 13, 2017 (UTC)
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- Deletion survivor on a 5-4 vote. Spıke 🎙️21:38 16-Apr-17
- Reads like a unbaked idea someone once had who then wrote it down by mistake. SIR MAC BOSWELL [†] 21:31, April 16, 2017 (UTC)
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Wigan RFLC
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- Christ up a tree. Pointless. SIR MAC BOSWELL ☢22:03, April 23, 2017 (UTC)
- Delete. Admin Mhaille created this in 2005 and about all that has happened since is the dropping of the huge, unfunny list on it. The Intro is Testicle Humor and the meat is entirely missing. Plow it under. Spıke 🎙️02:17 24-Apr-17
- Delete. Surreal humor that doesn't work. --WeatherUnderground (talk) 18:47, April 25, 2017 (UTC)
- Delete. A whole lot of nuffin'. --RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 21:55, May 9, 2017 (UTC)
- Delete. The intro's theme is painfully obvious. This is followed by one pointless section, a long and random list, and another pointless section. Short and without substance. Chunkles ☎ talk ✏️ contribs 00:19, May 13, 2017 (UTC)
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- …and not one reference to pies. The Wiganers will be upset. SIR MAC BOSWELL ☢22:03, April 23, 2017 (UTC)
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- Delete. Unamusing and uninspired, plus I have a superior replacement ready to go. SIR MAC BOSWELL ☢12:01, April 24, 2017 (UTC)
- Aye. The replacement did seem pretty superior. --Oblique (talk) 12:04, April 24, 2017 (UTC)
- Replace. Garden-variety disparagement, stereotype, and lists of nonsense by Benno briton from 2009. The very beginning is a textbook case of how not to do unattributed initial quotations. Nestled inside is a serious complaint about deceptive advertising, though the conclusion is funny and should be saved. (Have now copied this into the replacement article.) The replacement is superior. Spıke 🎙️13:09 24-Apr-17
- Delete. --RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 13:39, April 24, 2017 (UTC)
- Delete.--HolUp (talk) 22:33, May 12, 2017 (UTC)
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- Deleted and replaced with Mac's article. Spıke 🎙️23:59 12-May-17
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- Definitely brown Zero value. Zero comedy. SIR MAC BOSWELL ☢21:37, April 25, 2017 (UTC)
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- He who lives by the scissors dies by the scissors. Nonzero comedy, a real although short page about a real person. The babble is easily cleaned up. Spıke 🎙️22:12 25-Apr-17
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- Kept. Two weeks, no second. Spıke 🎙️13:12 11-May-17
- Now rewritten. I'll use it to pad my count of VFD saves. Spıke 🎙️11:15 13-May-17
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- Delete. A listy stub from the strategy of picking a topic and doodling about it. Spıke 🎙️19:05 2-May-17
- Delete The whole geological formation thing is mildly amusing and could have worked if the author made it longer, but this has been trashed by lists, quotes and highly predictable your mum jokes. I want to make a better article also, so get it out of the way please. --Oblique (talk) 02:59, May 3, 2017 (UTC)
- Delete. Struggled to find any humour before the wall of lists killed my interest. SIR MAC BOSWELL ☢10:48, May 3, 2017 (UTC)
- Delete. Change the outfits. --RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 13:40, May 4, 2017 (UTC)
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- Oh yes, my version which is 100% your mum joke free certified™ is complete. So if anybody objects to a replacing, may you speak now or forever hold your piece. --Oblique (talk) 12:17, May 13, 2017 (UTC)
- Deleted and replaced by Oblique's version. Spıke 🎙️12:37 13-May-17
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The Chronic of Narnia
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- Delete. Rambling, stale and written for the writers amusement. SIR MAC BOSWELL [†] 21:36, April 16, 2017 (UTC)
- Delete. Pun title; rambling, vulgar, and chatty Intro; no one will be able to digest the chunk of text that is Section 1 (larded up by Anon in 2006 shortly after it was created; but the Anon creator didn't care, and no one does, even now). So no one will arrive at the information on the sex life of "chiwawas." Spıke 🎙️21:42 16-Apr-17
- Delete. Chronic. Yes, most definitely. No truer word said. --RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 22:55, April 19, 2017 (UTC)
- Send to my userspace There were a couple of mildly amusing moments. With some fleshing out of the good bits and removing the random nonsense, it could be funny. --Oblique (talk) 04:35, May 3, 2017 (UTC)
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Arctic War (video game)
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- I've been playing longer then you ass hole. Funny, innit? It has been a while since we have deleted one of our dwindling set of world-wars-as-seen-by-an-online-gamer, pages that remind their tiny target audience of something funny, as opposed to being funny. Spıke 🎙️03:59 27-Apr-17
- Delete. Dreary and tedious. SIR MAC BOSWELL ☢22:42, April 27, 2017 (UTC)
- Delete. Should have gone years ago..now here's our chance to remove. --RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 23:17, April 29, 2017 (UTC)
- Delete. All of these war game article should be purged. Their humor is quite cliche and trite in a mid-2000s style.--HolUp (talk) 22:21, May 13, 2017 (UTC)
- Delete. Ugh, not another one. Chunkles ☎ talk ✏️ contribs 00:34, May 15, 2017 (UTC)
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Heartagram
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- Delete. A wiffle waffle cack-fest. SIR MAC BOSWELL ☢22:40, April 21, 2017 (UTC)
- Delete. Somebody's diary entry from 2006. Nobody cares, not funny. Spıke 🎙️22:49 21-Apr-17
- Delete. Besides getting picked for a mass page spamming attack in 2008, this page deserves oblivion. --RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 18:44, April 22, 2017 (UTC)
- Delete. Let's take this to Illogicopedia. MyOwnBadSelf (talk) 23:17, April 23, 2017 (UTC)
- Delete. Dull, and has little relation to the actual Wikipedia page as far as I can tell. Not encyclopedic in the slightest, either. Chunkles ☎ talk ✏️ contribs 00:32, May 15, 2017 (UTC)
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Waltz with Bashir
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- Delete. Sloppily-written randomness.--HolUp (talk) 00:52, May 15, 2017 (UTC)
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- Keep. A real article about a real thing, grievously lacking any comedy strategy except the meme of bickering scientists and tons of techno-babble. But there was a gem at the very end. Slightly better than a red-link. Spıke 🎙️01:10 15-May-17
- Keep. Per the whole being re-written thing —Oblique ☃ 12:20, May 17, 2017 (UTC)
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- Kept. Nominator and I massaged it. Spıke 🎙️15:48 21-May-17
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