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VBulletin

Score: 5 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol kill vote.png Kill. Unnotable software, no edits since 2010 besides my edits, only 1 picture (the vBulletin logo), and a bunch of crummy nonsense which is mostly not funny and quite stupid. This can't stay. --TotalCuddles02 (talk) 22:18, August 21, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. On the site since 2005. No comedy theme. (Even the Wikipedia article veers between salesmanship in the future tense, reporting on states-of-mind, and user grievances.) Spıke Radiomicrophone.gif22:28 21-Aug-15
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --EStop (talk) 09:28, August 22, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This actually is (was?) widely-used forum software, but doesn't change the fact that the article sucks. It's very short, and complains about the cost of the software when it's not making crummy jokes. Chunkles ☎ talk ✏️ contribs 04:27, August 31, 2015 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Don't upgrade. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 11:15, September 1, 2015 (UTC)
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Arrogance

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Overt navelism with no other comedy concept. Spıke 🎙️18:03 31-Aug-15
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. What the hell does this poxy little article think it is? (contemplating going for a quick save... this wiki should have arrogance). Good opportunity for a bit of head working, instead a page in the style of what it is about, that just seems to shout at the reader. --EStop (talk) 13:41, September 1, 2015 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I'll start a re-write and try to save (nominator also agreeable to saving, if action taken to improve).--EStop (talk) 14:15, September 1, 2015 (UTC)
    Further to my private comment to you, sure! Any time someone improves an article to address my stated complaint, I will flip to Keep. In the unlikely case that 5 Uncyclopedians piled on and deleted the article out from under you, you could re-create it and would still get the Save. Spıke 🎙️14:31 1-Sep-15
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Bielefeld

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. After removing everything meant simply to direct the reader to several external websites including one in English, what's left is drivel. Spıke 🎙️00:21 10-Aug-15
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. About as bad as the Wacky War stuff. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 11:05, August 12, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --EStop (talk) 19:58, August 15, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Too silly, too short. The Bush-related humor also dates it. Chunkles ☎ talk ✏️ contribs 04:31, August 31, 2015 (UTC)
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Catrina

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Apart from a ranty Intro, this is a catalog of news articles and opinion pieces on Hurricane Katrina. Not what we do here. Also: Unfunny. Spıke 🎙️14:01 13-Aug-15
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Concur. --EStop (talk) 19:55, August 15, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Pants approach. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 22:28, August 24, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The confusion between Hurricane Katrina and La Calavera Catrina might have worked, but the execution was horrendously botched. Chunkles ☎ talk ✏️ contribs 17:24, September 2, 2015 (UTC)
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URINARY TRACT CONFECTION

Score: 4 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. An obnoxious all-caps title is the first thing the reader sees, followed by a quick admission that the titular pun is the article's entire reason for existence. The cherry on top is the lame penis joke at the end. Chunkles ☎ talk ✏️ contribs 18:11, August 31, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Created by Inebriated in 2009; Creation Summary: PENIS i may have had too much beer thist ime Spıke 🎙️18:56 31-Aug-15
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. More Alcopops than hard liquor but crap all the same. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 11:16, September 1, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Bad pun=good band name. Short, penis jokes, nonsensical and discusses an Uncyclopedian. All it needs is a crap list and we would have a full house. --EStop (talk) 13:56, September 1, 2015 (UTC)
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🔒 ¡Ay Chihuahua! H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Here is what Inebriated was doing by 2012. Creation Summary this time: start this thing I don't know I"m drunk Spıke 🎙️19:00 31-Aug-15
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. The article is not great (but not awful either). Was VFD at the start, wondering whether it would ever be looked up, but a quick search shows this is a common expression in Mexico. Needs treatment, but the expression relevance flips it for me. --EStop (talk) 07:06, September 6, 2015 (UTC)
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I Think Satan Likes Your Mom

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This doesn't really serve a purpose, other than (at this point, tired-out) Bush-bashing.--EpicWinner (talk) 21:27, July 25, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A lot of work has gone into this 2006 contest entry. Unfortunately, the result is not a satire of anything real that a reader might look up, but an article about an archetypal (but nonexistent) heavy-metal band. Making George W. Bush the backbone of the comedy strategy is both irrelevant and obsolete. Spıke 🎙️13:39 26-Jul-15
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. At least from the main space.--EStop (talk) 10:22, August 12, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Userspace, just for the effort that the author(s) put in it. Of course, it's a parody of Metallica (and thrash in general), except the parody doesn't work as the author keeps mentioning the subject he's parodying. ConCass2 (talk) 08:31, September 1, 2015 (UTC)
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Why?:Am I writing about feet

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Not just the navelism of writing yet another article about Uncyclopedia, this is the author writing a dumb article about the process of writing an article. Spıke 🎙️13:02 5-Sep-15
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A complete snoozefest containing a self-fulfilling prophecy. Chunkles ☎ talk ✏️ contribs 02:13, September 6, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Cheesy. --EStop (talk) 07:22, September 6, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Why indeed. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 09:51, September 7, 2015 (UTC)
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The larson

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Ramble. Spıke 🎙️09:28 7-Sep-15
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Smells like Teen Navelism but it's crap anyway. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 09:53, September 7, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. -- EStop Press here for Room Service⚓ 01:14, September 11, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I expected this to have some relation to "Far Side" cartoonist Gary Larson, but it doesn't. It's a dialogue between two characters that isn't organised and isn't funny. ConCass2 (talk) 17:13, September 13, 2015 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Nudge down our only main toilet. Just a bunch of unfunny dialogue with a low chance of improving. --TotalCuddles02 (talk) 03:11, September 14, 2015 (UTC)
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Sailor Moon/List of minor Sailor Moon characters H Archive

Score: 4 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. List of cruft that repeats the same joke over and over.--EpicWinner (talk) 00:47, September 10, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Let's manufacture all conceivable puns of "Sailor Moon" and crack wise about each one. The resulting humor seems — manufactured. Spıke 🎙️00:54 10-Sep-15
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Bad Listicles. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 08:11, September 10, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. -- EStop Press here for Room Service⚓ 00:09, September 11, 2015 (UTC)
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Rubberduckzilla H Archive

Score: 4 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Vandal-quality article from 2010. Spıke 🎙️12:43 17-Sep-15
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The first line is the author announcing the article is crap and will suck his dick if it is deleted. Not a great encyclopedic beginning, from there it tends to go down hill a bit.  EStop Press here for Room Service⚓ 08:02 19-09-2015 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. "This crap was written by FAT BOY KYLE, any attempt to edit or delete this page may result in him sucking his own dick" - if they honestly thought that wouldn't tempt me to have this page deleted, they were ill-informed. This is an article filled with poorly-coded quotes from such stars as Captain Obvious and Chuck Norris, which, outside of the relevant articles, is bound to make an article fall-flat. --ConCass2 (talk) 12:35, September 19, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Extremely random article no one will ever look for. Chunkles ☎ talk ✏️ contribs 00:55, September 20, 2015 (UTC)
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Bones K. McMillington

Score: 3 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Found on Special:LonelyPages. Whimsical essay is not encyclopedic and not very funny. The word "McMillington" does not occur anywhere in Wikipedia, and Google bounces right back here. Spıke 🎙️12:21 1-Aug-15
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Won't be found, won't be search for. Redundo. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 11:04, August 12, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Writing a formal biography of a well known skeleton from film or natural history, instead of the discoveries that transpired because of it, seems a good comedy concept if both could be mashed. It needed a better hook, then taken from there. --EStop (talk) 11:09, August 12, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.--EpicWinner (talk) 01:29, September 22, 2015 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. This entry into our large encyclopedia is a fine example of the artform.--SketchSlayer(talk) 9:51, August 21, 2015 (gmt+12)
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Mac OS Y

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. But while we're cleaning up templates, this 2005 article about a nonexistent Apple operating system is equally crufty. Spıke 🎙️01:23 17-Aug-15
  2. Symbol kill vote.png Kill. Scruffy nonsense such as 'Mac OSY will be released at the end of time'. Not funny, did not make me laugh. --TotalCuddles02 (talk) 01:52, August 17, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. If the subject doesn't exist, the article ought to be especially funny, well written and still have a link to the real world, or no one will read it anyway. --EStop (talk) 10:02, August 20, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.--EpicWinner (talk) 01:29, September 22, 2015 (UTC)
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Kekkoslovakia

Score: 4 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. An article from 2005 describing Finland centering around Kekkonan, who led it in the 'Eighties and died in the same decade. Poor political allegory written in code. Spıke 🎙️14:27 1-Sep-15
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Can't get into it. To a non-native, it reads like a bunch of punch lines without a joke.--EStop (talk) 07:17, September 6, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Randumbo Kobblerslovakia. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 09:50, September 7, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.--EpicWinner (talk) 01:29, September 22, 2015 (UTC)
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🔒 The Place Where All The Missing Socks Go H Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

Score: 3 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A sandbox for IPs. Another "Alternate Theory" got added overnight. Spıke 🎙️11:58 5-Sep-15
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --EStop (talk) 07:20, September 6, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.--EpicWinner (talk) 01:29, September 22, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. ConCass2 (talk) 08:52, September 29, 2015 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. It's not a bad article in and of itself. Having two competing theories isn't ideal, so one of them should probably be deleted, and the other one presented as fact. Cg097 (talk) 22:02, September 28, 2015 (UTC)
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🔒 Tails the Straight H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Incredibly stupid concept, only a few nuggets of humor. If Sonic the Preggo was deleted then this should be too.--EpicWinner (talk) 01:05, September 22, 2015 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. A cartoon character who is shockingly heterosexual and normal! I vote Keep, as I have done twice before. Spıke 🎙️01:11 22-Sep-15
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