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Uncyclopedia:VFH/Aunt Ginny’s Saturday afternoon lunch at Bob Evans

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Aunt Ginny’s Saturday afternoon lunch at Bob Evans (history, logs)

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Score: 16 barely adequate chicken sandwiches

Nominated by:

IronLung 22:46, 10 June 2009 (UTC)
For: 17
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. So So, you are a genius. IronLung 22:46, 10 June 2009 (UTC)
  2. For. --Docile hippopotamus 22:55, 10 June 2009 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg Yes   Le Cejak • <23:05 Jun 10, 2009>
  4. For. It's a true story. My fries were not moist, as well. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:20, 10 June 2009 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote.svg Fries! —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:54, 11 June 2009 (UTC)
  6. Those napkins were so rough. Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 18:11, 11 June 2009 (UTC)
  7. Symbol keep vote.svg For And all in the chilliest part of the restaurant! It beggars belief! —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Nameable (talk • contribs)
  8. For. Mnb'z 06:38, 12 June 2009 (UTC)
  9. For. Very amusing. At Denny's the other day I ordered steak (I know, I know, at Denny's) and I asked for it cooked medium. There was no pink at all and it was as dry as paper. Aunt Ginny would have turned purple. --Globaltourniquet - (was TPLN) 15:06, 12 June 2009 (UTC)
  10. Symbol for vote.svg For. Nice. Staircase CUNt 18:10, 12 June 2009 (UTC)
  11. Symbol for vote.svg For., but I think it would work better as an Onion-Style UnNews. Just Sayin'.--You know what the music means... Our time is up. 02:35, 13 June 2009 (UTC)
  12. For -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN17:12, 13 Jun
  13. For. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 23:16, Jun 13
  14. For -RAHB 06:00, 15 June 2009 (UTC)
  15. For. And just to jump on the bandwagon, my fries weren't moist either. ~~Sir Fightstar Rocks! CUN 17:39, 16 June 2009 (UTC)
  16. for. yup. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 18:14, 16 June 2009 (UTC)
  17. Ankh smite.png Ra sez we coo' Am I late? Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt_orb_spinning.gif 13:56 June 17 '09
Against: 1
  1. Symbol against vote.svg Against. I know I missing a lot of cultural references here though I get the drift these restaurants are basically crap. The article is a bit confusing as well as I would like to know where the Aunt Ginny is relevant. If it is her experience - should this be in the first person ? Just an observation. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 17:58, 11 June 2009 (UTC)
    The article talks about Aunt Ginny's experiences, but is being told to us through her niece or nephew. (There are a couple times when she is refered to as "my Aunt Ginny". It is also why the last, bolded, sentence makes sense.) Hope that helps. Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 18:11, 11 June 2009 (UTC)
    I hate to be a guy-who-won't-shut-the-fuck-up, but seriously Romartus have you never, like, been to a restaurant and seen one of these people? I thought they were pretty universal. I know that when I worked in a restaurant they came from all over the universe to annoy me. IronLung 08:54, 12 June 2009 (UTC)
    But that's because you sucked. For one thing, your service was lackadaisical. For another, your attitude was poor. Lastly, your fries were not moist. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 09:00, 12 June 2009 (UTC)
    Iron Lung wants to be new Gordon Ramsay ? The worst thing about restaurants are the customers !--Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 18:34, 12 June 2009 (UTC)
    (expletive)! IronLung 03:21, 13 June 2009 (UTC)
  2. Symbol against vote.svg Against. I hate that #1 this topic doesnt exist and anything that is not allowed on WP:FAC cannot be on vfh 71.135.33.110 22:25, 12 June 2009 (UTC)
    That's for Wikipedia, idiot. It's Me Bitches! Don't worry, I won't kill you.
    Ya, that's for Wikipedia, and if you haven't noticed, this is Uncyclopedia. We have a different set of guidlines for nominating articles here. Staircase CUNt 00:54, 13 June 2009 (UTC)
    I'm striking out this vote based on Mordillo's ruling on things like this a few days ago when I asked him. I don't know if an admin should be doing this instead of me, and if so, I apologize. Let me know. Regardless, I believe that this vote is void based on earlier happenings. Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 02:20, 13 June 2009 (UTC)
    Invalid invalidation <slight pause>... Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:31, 13 June 2009 (UTC)
    Invalid vote, waay off base. Plus, you stirred up the drama. I hate drama. Drama cost us 'Nam, man. The VC probably didn't help, either. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:31, 13 June 2009 (UTC)
    Is it too late to flame the idiot, or did you already permaban him? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN17:12, 13 Jun
    If I banned everybody for doing dumb things, there'd be nobody here. Except me. Basking in my own magnificence. Alone. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:57, 13 June 2009 (UTC)
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