Uncyclopedia:UnSignpost/Press Room/10
Ideas/Suggestions/Hard-Hitting Investigative Journalism/Whatever[edit]
Any ideas, line 'em up folks. --UU - natter 11:16, Mar 12
- i finally have some time today, i'll get crackin' on today's issue shortly. 13:44, 12 March 2009 (UTC)
Anything?[edit]
Anyone out there with ideas, folks? This week's issue is currently so stillborn we haven't even set up the page yet, I'm busy as fuck, and it looks like Gerry is similarly indisposed. An idea or two or even an article would be something approaching a godsend right now. --UU - natter 10:55, Mar 31
Ideas:
The "we got dugg" story, April Fools and how we don't seem to really care, fake story about someone getting the new parser in the bum...........I'll keep thinking.-- 11:25, 31 March 2009 (UTC)
Recent discussions about reducing (deleting) Uncyclopedia down to the best 12 articles (April Fool)--
11:27, 31 March 2009 (UTC)- My idea for deleting all but the 7000 best followed by the hiring of some Jews to write 21000 more is serious, though. Also, Conservation Week starts up next week... --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 20:15, 2 April 2009 (UTC)
Hey, I delivered it for y'all. Fuckers. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:18, 9 April 2009 (UTC)
Poo-Lit story[edit]
Here's a nearly completed story. I haven't read more than 1 or 2 editions myself so I'm not sure if I have the idiom down yet.-- 11:22, 11 April 2009 (UTC)
- You don't have to question your existence. We have 20 for votes (one's from an IP though). —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) 11:32, 11 April 2009 (UTC)
Edits of the Week[edit]
This may sound silly, but maybe we can have some funny edits in one those boxes on the right. Look at this:
- (cur) (last) 18:06, 11 April 2009 Sockpuppet of an unregistered user (Talk | contribs) (26,066 bytes) (Sean Connery is out to buy some silk underwear.) (undo)
- (cur) (last) 18:06, 11 April 2009 Sockpuppet of an unregistered user (Talk | contribs) (26,218 bytes) (Captain Frank says "Goodbye, screw you all!") (undo)
- (cur) (last) 18:04, 11 April 2009 Sockpuppet of an unregistered user (Talk | contribs) (26,350 bytes) (No vanilla ice for you!) (undo)
—Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) 09:10, 12 April 2009 (UTC)
- Hello? Anybody? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) 12:14, 14 April 2009 (UTC)
- nobody sees the wizard! not nobody! not no how! 17:29, 14 April 2009 (UTC)
- Yeah! Also: not sure about edits of the week. More strictly it'd be edit comments of the week, and even then, it's far too much of a pain in the arse to patrol all recent changes looking for particularly good ones (I notice you modestly suggested your own, which is not entirely unrelated to my point). It's much easier to trawl through the block log looking for the best bans of the last week, partly because there are less of them, and partly because all admins are, as you are no doubt aware, cool and sexy. Other reasons could be listed but won't, but I don't think we'll be seeing this in the Signpost in the near future. However, many thanks for making a suggestion at least, it is appreciated! --UU - natter 17:49, Apr 14
- nobody sees the wizard! not nobody! not no how! 17:29, 14 April 2009 (UTC)
Biopic[edit]
Did Dexter get one already? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) 12:33, 15 April 2009 (UTC)
- it appears not. good call sock, we're starting to run out of people to do bios on. 13:39, 15 April 2009 (UTC)
- How about a little pic to go with Dexter's biopic? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) 14:30, 15 April 2009 (UTC)
- nah, it's not on his userpage. he gets no picture. 15:54, 15 April 2009 (UTC)
- I demand a biopic! Even though I haven't really done anything significant recently. Meh, fuck it. Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 17:23, 15 April 2009 (UTC)
- the best way to get your self biopicced is to, in fact, do something significant. or do something at all, really. i don't pick who gets bioed, cajek's random number generator tells me who gets it every week. 17:25, 15 April 2009 (UTC)
- So if I strapped a fake bomb to my chest, ran into the Village Dump, and got shot by the Uncyclopedian Border Patrol, would I get a biopic? Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 17:29, 15 April 2009 (UTC)
- the best way to get your self biopicced is to, in fact, do something significant. or do something at all, really. i don't pick who gets bioed, cajek's random number generator tells me who gets it every week. 17:25, 15 April 2009 (UTC)
- I demand a biopic! Even though I haven't really done anything significant recently. Meh, fuck it. Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 17:23, 15 April 2009 (UTC)
- nah, it's not on his userpage. he gets no picture. 15:54, 15 April 2009 (UTC)
- How about a little pic to go with Dexter's biopic? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) 14:30, 15 April 2009 (UTC)
Another ban[edit]
For 'nailing the length' even closer, how about maybe adding my latest ban? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) 13:27, 16 April 2009 (UTC)
- we use joke bans and funny bans, not bans you got for pissing the admins off. please stop trying to push your quotes/bans/edit summaries/everything into the signpost, it's getting old. 13:52, 16 April 2009 (UTC)
- Sorry, sorry, sorry. Please forget I ever said that. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) 13:54, 16 April 2009 (UTC)
- Additionally, you don't need to exaggerate with that "quotes/bans/edit summaries/everything". I'm sorry for ever thinking that ban could be funny in the context of an UnSignpost, but you don't need to make me feel miserable. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) 14:54, 16 April 2009 (UTC)
Fnoodle and slogan[edit]
I changed the User:Fnoodle/ to Uncyclopedia: and added |1 in the slogan template. I hope nobody minds. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) 14:31, 15 April 2009 (UTC)
- the |1's will help the slogans and such from repeating themselves. not depending on fnoodle's userpages also can't really hurt, and might help us in the unlikely event that fnoodle falls into a volcano or something. 14:35, 15 April 2009 (UTC)
- Good job catching the fnoodle userlink, I thought i fixed those all those loose ends up a while ago. Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 20:35, 16 April 2009 (UTC)
plea for delivery[edit]
anybody out there with a useful robot? alternatively, anybody out there feel like a useful robot? this week's issue is ready. 21:19, 23 April 2009 (UTC)