Uncyclopedia:UnSignpost/27-08-09
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Date August 27th, 2009: THE RANDOM ISSUE • Issue 62 • Because the truth is not random enough
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At 2:00 PM, hotels analyzed a needle. While philosopher was bamboozling, a pillow suddenly constructed. Some girls scream at a mouse, but get in a car with a wolf. Fidel Castro passes document! God announces a stapler! FLOWERS' I CAN AFFORD FOOD'! As such, zebra announces knifes! Did the joker explicate...
Above all, 3542 AD Lee James Earl queen bananas rhythmically revolution Nietzschean Alliance Greek tono swan tralk Saiyan Lebanese urologist Earl Harvey Mohammed Resistance to resistance applauds rebellion a Breton. i'm 1447!!!!11!one Babe Ruth was a total Bitch! Look, I'm not saying he wasn't good at baseball! I'm not trying to destroy your great baseball heroes. But let's not kid ourselves here. Babe Ruth was a complete and total bitch. Come on. He couldn't catch the ball. And he whined at the umpires when people called him fat (even though he totally was). And he always talked about how much his feelings were hurt by people trying to buy him a beer. Signpost Has Gone Officially Bat fuck Insane
Due to frequent lack of interest and excitement, this UnSignpost issue has now gone totally insa-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! Genital wart in the left politician! BOMB IRAN! HEIL CAJEK! giant squid. a cowbell. |
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