Uncyclopedia:Requested articles/Natural sciences/Biology

Tree of life

Bacteria, virus, and diseases

• Adolescence (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Biofilm (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Virus (biology) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Zombie virus (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - see wikipedia's entry on zombie apocalypse.

Animals

• Antelope (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Baboon (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Black Mamba (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Bos gallus (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Bullfrog (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Canine unit (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) -K9 unit is the official term for a police dog in the United States.
• Cattle (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - currently a redirect to Cow disambiguation page
• Cow (animal) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Elk (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Flat coat retriever (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Gopher (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Hermit crab (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Homo erectus (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Japanese Spider Crab (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Katmonkey, a new species found only in Plymouth, UK
• Mothra Nature (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Nonapus The Nonapus is a nine legged octopus. Contrary to popular belief, they really do exist! (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Police dog (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - What if dogs stood on two legs and gave out traffic tickets?
• Whelk awareness, people need to be informed of these immoral, mischievous and deceitful creatures

Domestic cat breeds

• Bengal cat (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Burmese cat (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Siamese cat (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Sphynx cat (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Dog breeds

• Dawgs (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Huskies (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Pitbull (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Pitbullshit Terrier - see its entry under the main article Dogs
• Rottweilers (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Samoyed (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Birds

• Bushtit (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Left-Breasted Red-Crested Sharkbird
• Ravens (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Seagulls (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Sparrows (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Insects

• Aphids (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - sometimes found on rose bushes.
• Bedbug (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Black widow (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - a spider rather than an insect, or sometimes an arsenic & old lace type of person.
• Fleas (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Mosquito (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - currently redirects to Bug
• Stink bug (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - they stink, spiders won't eat them, and they eat crops.

Plants and botany

• Hedge (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Pits (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - olive pits, peach pits, etc.
• Poison ivy (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Poison oak (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Pollen (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - when plants have sex it can make you sneeze.

Fungi

• Lichens (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Slime mold (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Other tree of life articles

• Triceratops (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - currently redirects to Dinosaur

Anatomy

This page is about mammal anatomy. For human anatomy, see Uncyclopedia:Requested articles/Applied arts and sciences/Medicine#Anatomy and physiology.

• Antler (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Blowhole (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Claws (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Ecology

• Ecology (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Molecular biology and biochemistry

Biochemicals and drugs

• dopamine (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• lipids (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• serotonin (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Sexuality

• Gimp (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - not to be confused with GIMP (I assume this comes under Sexuality...)
• Kissing (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• List of sex positions (maybe something similar to List of weapons that don't exist, but should ?) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Obscenity/Obscene (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Phone sex (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Sexting (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Zootomy

• Zootomy

Philosophy of biology

• Scientific reductionism - why does this make me think of a shrinking machine?
• Holism
• Vitalism

Other biology terms

• Dissection (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - autopsy of a deceased frog.