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Cow
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A Cow is an animal that gives milk. Uncyclopedia has no article on the cow. But it has a veritable barnful of articles about cows, including:
- You have two cows
- Cow tipping
- Spherical cow
- Until the Cows Come Home
- HowTo:Milk a Cow
- Cow Udders Caught in Barbed Wire
- Cows will kill you
- Evolution of the cow
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