Japanese Spider Crab
Japanese Spider Crabs (Macrocheira kaempferi) are Demons summoned by Donald Trump (According to eyewitnesses) in 1849. They were designed to mine gold from the seafloor but they quickly rebelled against him, and he retaliated by squishing a bunch of them with a rock. The Japanese spider crabs are not a force to be messed with, only one strike with their powerful claws are enough to kill a grown man.
All claims of Japanese spider crabs existing before 1849 are obvious lies made to disprove Donald Trump's existence, but we all known he is real.
Japanese spider crabs are named like that because they're Japanese.
War Crimes[edit]
In 1992, the president of the United States of America secretly bred Japanese spider crabs into super soldiers using an Alien device known as the Crabulator. The crabs were then sent to the battlefield where they killed approximately 2600 innocent civilians. Later that year a painter tried using the crabs in fusion reactors, but it failed and exploded, destroying multiple cities.
In 2017, Crabston Crabbington the 3rd, a Japanese spider crab, confessed to have committed war crimes in Vietnam.
Utility[edit]
These crabs aren't just dumbass Arthropods, they can be used to guard your home, nobody will ever try to approach you ever again. They can also be used for Nuclear Fusion, due to the amount of psychical energy emitted by their eyes. Their blood is the key to curing cancer, and scientists are puzzled by their supernatural properties.
Origin[edit]
Japanese Spider Crabs originate from Hell, but were summoned on earth by Donald Trump in 1649 and ordered to mine gold for him. They were created by Satan when he was challenging god on who could make the creepiest creature, god made humans, and Satan made Japanese spider crabs.
In the Bible[edit]
It is written in the bible that Satan made Japanese spider crabs on the 7th day, but some Christians disagree, this group of Christians has been generalized as the "Anti-Crab Church".
Biology[edit]
It is a widely accepted scientific fact, proven by scientists such as Albert Einstein, Isaac Newton, that Japanese spider crabs are 90% Crab, 9% Japanese and 1% demon. They possess all the characteristics of a normal Crab, but they're Japanese, a spider and a demon at the same time, which is even worse than a normal crab.