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Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/January 24
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0 - The first plain text message was decoded.41 - Caligula killed for textstalking people on his Boost Mobile.833 - Monks produce beautiful illuminated manuscripts in painstaking detail. (pictured)1337 - Not celebrated this year because everything was done in Leet text.1338 - =|> ASCII art kills itself <|=1563 - John Pepys records his shorthand diary.1838 - Samuel Morse demonstrates the first plain text telegraph browser.1878 - The first typewriter is invented, powered by Intel Core i16, having 160 GB of RAM and 600 TB SSD storage.1879 - The WWW is invented for the said typewriter.1880 - World of Warcraft, a text based MMORPG becomes the most played online game on the typewriter.1838 - Courier New pwns Times Roman.1995 - The OJ Simpson jury delivers a verdict in plain text.2006 - Snakes on a Plain Text Day.2007 - I fucking hate plain bagels!2008 - Slavo-Indo-Chinese Buddhist mujahadeen take over the entire Eastern Hemisphere and wage continental wars against the peoples of Antarctica.2012 - The final half of the Bible is proven to be written in plain text. It clearly shows, through the application of logic, that God was in fact a three-headed football.