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File:Playing With Myself
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- When I can't have sex with you
- and there's nothing else to do
- I just lie in my bed
- and I grease up my head
- I'm just a-playing with myself
- If you can hear my headboard knockin'
- then you know my bedsprings are rockin'
- with my cock in my hand
- it's like I strike up the band
- when I'm playing with myself
-
- Oh oh, playing with myself
- oh oh, playing with myself
- well, there's nothing to lose
- but a teaspoon of spooge
- when I'm playing with myself
- Any dog can lick his balls
- it really drives me up the walls
- if I could reach 'em I'd hide
- and never go outside
- 'cause I'd be playing with myself
- So let's smoke another toke
- and then I'll make my chicken choke
- with some lube on my dick
- to make it all nice and slick
- and I'm playing with myself
-
- Oh oh, playing with myself
- oh oh, playing with myself
- well, there's nothing to lose
- but a teaspoon of spooge
- when I'm playing with myself
-
- Stroke stroke stroke
- Stroke stroke stroke
- Stroke stroke stroke
- Stroke stroke stroke
- Any dog can lick his balls
- it really drives me up the walls
- if I could reach 'em I'd hide
- and never go outside
- 'cause I'd be playing with myself
- So let's smoke another toke
- and then I'll make my chicken choke
- with some lube on my dick
- to make it all nice and slick
- and I'm playing with myself
-
- Oh oh, playing with myself
- oh oh, playing with myself
- well, there's nothing to lose
- but a teaspoon of spooge
- well, there's nothing to lose
- but a teaspoon of spooge
- well, there's nothing to lose
- but a teaspoon of spooooooge
-
- Oh oh, playing with myself
- oh oh, playing with myself
- Oh oh, playing with myself
- oh oh, playing with myself
Credits[edit]
Parody lyrics, performance & vocals: Sir Tooltroll, Esq. CUN • Eh? • Oh! • UnTunes! •• I my cat!
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This page was originally sporked from Dancing With Myself by Billy Idol.
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