UnTunes:My Bong
| Main Page | Playlist | Requests | Artists | Support | Sing My Song | Random |
Video[edit]
Lyrics[edit]
Lyin' the floor with another cheap whore in the middle of the night;
Broken condom feel thanks to ruptured seals, so it's time to take flight.
I groped around in this silly gown, she groans about her itchy thong...
With that fake smile, say, "It's been a while since I last smoked a bong,"
I explain...
[Chorus:]
My bong is a Styrofoam cup, I made it myself while at Landmark Mall.
I filled it with some stuff in the bathroom stall, I started trippin' out in the hall;
My bong can be filled with hash, just one puff, you'll forget about that rash,
And as I inhaled, fore I coughed like mad, all I could think was...
"Damn, this feels so rad."
I was stumbling round in the food court after hitting up that shit,
It was so kick ass, had such a blast, needed a first aid kit.
Got to the bookstore, met the cheap whore, took her to my bed...
And then I think I told you what happened next and so I just said..
[Chorus]
Lalalalalalallalala..
Lalalalalalalalaaaaaaah..
Tried every powder;
I smoked every single joint.
When I wasn't playing with my dong...
I'd just hit up my bong.
[Chorus]
Yeah... This feels so raaaaaaadd, yeahh, rad raaaaaaddddd... Oh, it feels so..
Lyin' on the floor with another cheap whore in the middle of the night;
I grabbed some weed, that I knew we'd need, and I lit up my bong...
Credits[edit]
Lyrics & Vocals: The Roachy Jay
|
This page was originally sporked from Our Song by Taylor Swift. |