UnTunes:13 Year Old Rap

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A fictitious rap written by someone whose balls haven't yet dropped.

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Lyrics[edit]

Oh

Yeah you know what's up

13 year olds for life!

Gonna do this eigth grade style

Oh, 13 year old in the house!


I'm a little scrawny 13 year old kid

I do whatever my older brother did

At my age, I go to school

In science class I am so cool


My mum picks me up around four o'clock

I ride in her minivan to the next block

For soccer practice, with my best buds

In Runescape, I got the best duds


I don't listen to Hendrix or Nirvana

But in health class, I just learned the word vagina!

I can't play M rated games just yet

But when I'm 17, I won't forget


I don't got an AK, just a Spyder[1]

In paintball, I play like fire

Is rushing through my veins

Damn, these rhymes are always the same!


I haven't made it to second base quite yet

But don't you go being all upset

'Cause I just got my first pubic hair

But then again, I don't think you even really care


Well now it's time to end my song

Did you think it was right or wrong?

Don't worry friend, I'll be back later

And then my voice will maybe be better?


Oh, yeah!

We did this man

13 year olds for life!

Pulling miller, middle school, yeah

Yeah, what? Awesome.

Credits[edit]

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This UnTune was pirated lots sold heaps so we decided to feature it in the UnTunes Store.

Footnote

  1. Spyder is a brand of paintball gun.