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The B-52s
By Romartus and OculusWild
The B-52s (formerly The B-52's until 2008, when they finally realized the apostrophe was grammatically incorrect) are an American New Wave band formed in Athens, Georgia. Unlike other famous citizens of Athens, they are less known for epicurean philosophy, dramatic exploration of the human condition, or cutting-edge trigonometry, and more famous for their zany style of humor and hard-hitting themes of lobsters, lovin' and shackin' up under a rusted tin roof, and roaming around the world (if you desire to). Their classic lineup consisted of Fred Schneider (vocals, campiness), Kate Pierson (vocals, screeching, bouffant beehive hairdos), Cindy Wilson (vocals, harsher screeching, bouffanter beehivier hairdos), Keith Strickland (go-go drumbeat), and Ricky Wilson (twangy guitar); all of the members except for Cindy are gay. After Ricky Wilson passed away in 1985, Strickland moved out from behind the drumkit and switched over to guitar, managing to replicate Ricky's whacked-out surf-style tuning.
Icahn buys majority stake in Antifa
By Spike
CAPITAL HILL AUTONOMOUS ZONE (CHAZ), Washington -- American corporate raider Carl Icahn has purchased a majority stake in bomb-throwing protest group Antifa, vowing to force the group to adopt a more humane policy toward pigs.
The move comes after Icahn pressured McDonald's to give the porcine tenants of its processing facilities a better stay en route to becoming Breakfast McSausages.
Message from the Admins
By OnePunch
In a letter that arrived two months late due to AusPost being a bit slow and the fact that it came by sea, OnePunch has finally recieved a letter that seemed to have some sticky white stuff on it from long-time Uncyclopedia Admin Romartus. The letter read (in a very posh British accent) that we should all be "writing funny" and "to not be stupid". Upon further inspection, OnePunch deduced that the letter was not in fact from Romartus, but Spike. And the white stuff was not semen, but snow from the White Mountains found in New Hampshire.
Group effort for Ghana!
By OnePunch
Our new electric girl from Ghana has enlisted the help of Spike, Dark Web, White Hat and OculusWild to flesh out articles on her home, Ghana. Spike, in particular, really took his passion to the air.
In her Sandbox, it is stated that the city of Ashanti is central enough that it is wished it were the national capital. Then.... nothing.
Maybe she burned those tamales and is trying again?
“That was a fun collaboration for all!”
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