UnReviews:I wanna be the guy
This is it. The hardest game in the world. Made by the evil reincarnation of satan Kayin, It inspired numerous people to challenge it and become the guy. In truth, Don't attempt to do that. This game is evil and unfair at the least, and anybody who is insane enough to try it but made zero pogress in 1 month will be faced with a swift judgement by the guy himself, which is likely to happen. We'll now tell you why this game is utter evil and should not be played at ALL costs.
Plot and gameplay
There is no plot. The only plot is about a kid which transverses the most insane and random landscapes and enemies to a fortress in order to defeat his father known as "The Guy". You the player is the kid; a frail character which will turn into a splatter of blood in one hit. to do this simply move a step further from the safest place possible. To make it even worse, there is no safe place in this game. you just make a wrong step, and die. This game is also quite nonsencical in terms of size; anything in the game is at least 10 times bigger than the kid. even the guy, the kid's father is the size of a building.
Now, to the reasons that WHY you should not play this game.
As you might not notice if you spent your life playing call of duty in your basement, I wanna be the guy is basically all old-school retro zombie games in one. References of games like Megaman, Castlevania, Metroid and many more is everywhere in this game, the music is totally ripped from other games because kayin was too lazy to find his own music. And even the enemies are mostly from other games (Aside of the guy). If this game was in the 80's it might very will be pwnt by broken copyrightists.
Once you take a step further from the starting point in the game, the screen at the top of this article will be etched onto your brain for life. This is because This game is like; FUCK. We will explain to you why.
- First, This game is just DIFFICULT IN ALL CAPS AND BOLD. The sheer insanity of the levels of this game will drive you crazy. It's hard to say in words, the picture to the left says it for itself. Also, you just won't beat this game without dying 1000 times at the least. Unless you are AAA. Not even God. And don't even bother playing it in impossible. You WILL die and start back right from the beginning if you get hit by an apple or a spike. and you WILL. the bosses ain't easy either; Dracula and his two ectoplasms, mother brain and her spamming of unavoidable spaghettios, and the guy of course, will eat you and your spirit alive.
Also this game is as random as Illogicalpedia. Like this;
- Second, you will destroy your keyboard. Playing i wanna be the guy needs you to press Z, SHIFT, R and L repeatedly and doing so might make these keys defunct and will cause even more trouble. Try using a joystick instead. It's less prone to rape. but even that you can still go insane. I forgot that if you press the SHIFT key like crazy you will summon the dreaded sticky keys which will cause your impending swift judgement.
- Third, it is as glitchy as pokemon red/blue. Sometimes In a crucial moment the jump key won't work and you're dead. And i forgot to tell you that this game will crash every 1-3 hours. Get ready to destroy your computer if it does so.
3:It will wear you out until you die.
I wanna be the guy is highly addictive. You will play it nonstop until you've became the guy. Yet this is impossible but you just can't help doing it. You will soon forget all your call of duty, food, homework and even water and play it 10 hours nonstop. Eventually it will wear you out and drive you insane, your reaction speed will turn sloppy and you will become insane and start saying FUCK YOU! without reason, as well as pressing R when you see a keyboard. If you play it more, you can even go into a coma and die. and just don't let me get into playing anything over hard.
Don't do it. It's futile and you might very will die. Avoid the temptation. If anybody asks you to play this game, refuse. He is trying to troll you and looking for reactions. One thing, It's quite funny to die in this game though. yet is the game and will cause you to ragequit out of humilliation. Overall a game which will beat up the ordinary call of duty playing gamer.
File:I Wanna Be The Guy Part 4 (Fu*k Mike Tyson) -- MaximusBlack
This is all. It says for itself.
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