UnPoetia:Lemon Tree

Poetry for people who hate poetry

A lemon Tree. Look! George Bush is in the background!

“Makes me feel constipated”

~ Bobo the Dinosaur on Lemon Tree

Lemon Tree, the original version of the Fool's garden Song Lemon Tree. Always will be remembered by many as the father/mother of pop songs, and your mom as well.

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I'm shitting here in the toilet bowl

I't's just another constipated faeces in me,

I'm wasting my time, I need to shit it out.

I'm hanging around, waiting in the loo

But I can't pass the motion, and I wonder

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Yarrgh!

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I'm farting around, in my underpants

I'm farting too fast, I'm farting too far

I'd like to change the way I fart

I feel so lonely, farting like a maniac

But farting is like heaven, and I wonder.'

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Yarggh!

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A Living Lemon Tree Standing. The four things at the bottom are the four trunks.

I wonder how, I wonder why,

Yesterday you told be 'bout the blue diahorrea

ANd all that I can see, is just another pee on my pants

I'm turning my head, up and down

Turning turning turning turning turning around

And all that I can see, is just a yellow urine, see!

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Sing!

Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Dee Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Dee Da Da Da Da, Da Da Da Da!

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Constipation... is not good for me.

Constipation... I don't want to shit on the lemon tree

I'm stepping around in the Desert of Toys

Maybe anyhow I'll make Jimbo stand on wheels

And maybe something'll happen, and you'll wonder.

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MUAHAHA!

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Im dancing here, I'm missing my shower

I'd like to go out while eating a flower

But there's a heavy tumour which needs reading inside my head

I feel so tired I go sleep in your bed

And lol nothing ever happens, and he wonders

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Ooh!

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You. A mutated lemon Tree

I wonder how, I wonder why,

Yesterday you told be 'bout the blue diahorrea

ANd all that I can see, is just another pee on my pants

I'm turning my head, up and down

Turning turning turning turning turning around

And all that I can see, is just a yellow urine, see!

And all that I can see..

And all that I can see...

Is just a Shitty Bee.