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Important News![edit]

Fans of the ever rising in popularity artist Paris Hilton may be satisfied: a tribute album to the glorious artist is being recorded right now, on Antarctica. The producer is Erik Rutan (of Morbid Angel and Hate Eternal fame).


About the Artist[edit]

Paris Hilton is a heavily influental extreme metal artist (Pioneer of the Vegeterian Progressive Grindcore genre). The act has inspired known metal bands such as Cannibal Corpse, Mayhem and Blog 27.


Acts Involved[edit]

The tribute will consist of several covers made by notable extreme metal acts. To this date, 11 bands have declared taking part in the project:

  1. Slayer
  2. Dying Fetus
  3. Gorguts (reunited specially for this occasion)
  4. Nargaroth (producer Erik Rutan denies this)
  5. Graveland (who have for a long time been inspired by the idea of slavic unity being a subject of many songs by Paris)
  6. Taake (the vocalist claims that the idea of his penis sticking visibly out of his pants during live shows was taken from P. Hilton)
  7. Marduk (the new vocalist, Mortuus, is a former backing-vocalist of Paris Hilton)
  8. Necrophagist (Muhammed Suicmez tells that he acquired the neo-classical soloing style by playing Paris Hilton's compositions)
  9. Cynic
  10. Hate Eternal
  11. Ashley Tisdale

Other Info[edit]

  1. Satan, an often guest vocalist on Paris Hilton's live performances, has officially agreed to take care of the promotional campaign.
  2. Greenpeace will be organising protest actions against the release, claiming that it is a crime against nature and, like other Paris Hilton albums, quicken the extinction of a animal species known as realia musica.
  3. There will also be a special edition limited to 666 copies. The buyers will also recieve a t-shirt with PARIS HILTON IS NOT A STUPID CUNT printed on it.

Sources[edit]

  • Some random pornstar "[3pic.com Brutal Pornstar Metal Tribute]". lol, June 07, 2008
  • Tennisegg Bob "Impaled" Chrzan "[en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erik_Rutan Erik Rutan produces Paris Hilton tribute]". lol2, June 07, 2008
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