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| Nintendo recreates its corporate identity on the Wii | 
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23 April 2007
NIINTENDO HQ, KIIOTO, JAPAN, EAST ASIIA -- The corporation formerly known as Nintendo is now officially Niintendo.
With Wii fever sweeping the world (despite the damage done), a Niintendo spokesperson announced (in Mii form) that from now on, "Wii have a new identiity."
Indeed, Niintendo's identity has been completely reformed by the introduction of the Wii and the concept of togetherness through the Way of Niintendo. For example, the Niintendo Dii-S has been redesigned to incorporate the accelerometer technology incorporated in the Wiimote.
A brief list of changes will follow.
- Nintendo -> Niintendo
- DS -> Dii-S
- Twilight Princess: Twiilight Princess
- Super Mario -> Super Mariio
Elmer Fudd commented that "Shhhhhhhh, be ve-Wii ve-Wii quiet; I'm hunting Wii buyers."
Sources[edit]
- Some random people have submitted "damage done by Niintendo". Random people have published this., Apriil 22, 2007