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18 May 2010

One concern with the use of artificial growth hormones is extreme mood swings.

BOSTON, Massachusetts -- Doc Rivers, head coach of the Boston Celtics, was arrested by Boston police for unlawfully treating players with unapproved drugs, including Human Growth Hormone.

"I just thought we'd do better against Orlando if my players grew a couple inches taller," said Coach Rivers about his illicit prescription. "After all, the opposition uses magic."

Rivers's lawyer was in court, or on-court, and not immediately available to comment.

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