UnNews:High Meme Council reconvenes to address shortage
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| High Meme Council reconvenes to address shortage | 
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1 June 2022
Dawkins YC, USA -- Confusion is at an unusual high here in Yeetus County as a recent shortage of nuke GIFs has forced the convening of the High Meme Council for the first time in four years. Sources, who wish to remain anonymous, state that the nuke reservoirs are so low that people are resorting to using nukes from the original Civilization game to deal with rising costs. When asked for an opinion the owner of a local GIF shop had said "them nukes gone faster than they come in". The official cause for the sudden shortage remains unknown, but some are led to theorize that two major contributors are WW3 memes/posts and conservative scumbags stomping on the government's poor approval ratings in overly repetitive posts mocking "da libs" or liberal scumbags.
"Hey! Piss off" said High Speaker Dingle when we "kindly" asked him about the situation.
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Nobody else in the Council would immediately respond to request to interview,