UnNews:America destroys Afghanistan
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| America destroys Afghanistan | 
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2 October 2021
FORMER AFGHANISTAN, The Middle East -- News from abroad; coming at the tail end of the Western nation's troop withdrawal, unmanned United States aircraft deployed a series of powerful explosives over Afghanistan, destroying all known human life in the country. General Brenda Denanden Heath Tumerlich advised that the strike was made after counter-intelligence operations had provided the Pentagon with credible evidence that an act of terror was happening somewhere, presumably within the Middle Eastern country.
We asked local Michigan baker Lois Anna Reeldjik for her thoughts on the operation.
"Oh, well, we shouldn't be doing that."
U.S. community organisers have scheduled a short memorial service for the 38 million lives lost which will take place in a month's time so as not to interfere with the ongoing commemorations of the twentieth anniversary of the 9-11 tragedy, to which our coverage will now return.
Sources[edit]
- S. Sidhu et al "U.S. heroes obliterate an innocent Afghan aid worker and thirteen children, then evacuate the country". CNN, September 15, 2021
- L. Seligman "U.S. heroes let themselves off the hook, silence critics". Politico, September 17, 2021
- Wes Julian-Assange "U.S. heroes watch their military behaving this way, too afraid to speak". Hero's Digest, October 2, 2021
- R.U. Cyandis "Liberty Bell crack remains unrepaired; U.S. too busy destroying sandcastles and their builders to restore it". Philadelphia Enquirer, August 30, 2021
