Uncyclopedia:Do it yourself

This is an essay. It is not an ignorable policy on Uncyclopedia, so you should ignore it even more and disregard the mad ramblings of its writer. Or you could submit it as an Uncycloversity assignment in lieu of actually doing any work.

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Do it yourself.

Examples

Problem/Request	Solution
"Hey, can you guys make an article about <insert topic here>?"	Do it yourself.
Against. Maybe if the article had more content."	Do it yourself.
"Somebody should make an UnNews topic about <insert topic here>."	Do it yourself.
"Can you nominate my article for VFH?"	Do it yourself.
"I'm hungry. Somebody make me a sandwich."	Do it yourself.
"I need a new kitchen."	Do it yourself.