Time Cubicle
PRESENTING THE 4 DAY WORK CYCLE KNOWN AS
THE TIME CUBICLE
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Nothing of man nor nature can stop the awsomeness of the 4-day (equal to 1 earth month if you're having fun) corporate work cycle known as the Time Cubicle.
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No Human has the right to work in a real office - for that would be communist thinking.
Ignorance of the 4 corporate days is stupid. Your bosses claim that there is only one day lasting 24 hours. Little do they know they're fucking crackpots. Everyone knows there's four corporate days.
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OPPOSITES ATTRACT
Seriously. I have the magnet right here.
A single singularity on your desktop is evil because the evil is singular in a continuum of a single day somewhere east of Detroit. Idiots like you should be banned for not realizing the dangers of not realizing that if there is only one day the world is fucked.
(Ignored and suppressed by "the sane majority of the population")
NASA's landing on the moon is far less of an achievement than another day at work that took 4 days because NASA, for I have cubed their work so one corner of their workplace is equal to one day at work, which equals one month of monotony.
(Singularitators can't comprehend the sheer awesomeness of the cubicle)
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God singularily taught the "academic" community singularity with the academias of the opposites of sex and the donut hole. The fools didn't realize that they were being brainwashed by a lie seeded by a farmer! That's a zero value of existance!
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I think like a cube, and thus I rise above a single side of the story in my head and so GOD IS A FAKE. Little do they know a Universe of Opposites is behind door number 1, and because they chose door number 2 they will never know that there are 4 sides to a cubicle day!
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Bobby Fischer, WISEST HUMAN and prophet of the Time Cubical
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All others educated stupid
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CUBISM, not modern art.
If you're ignorant of your boss not knowing how to implement a time cubicle, you deserve to go to hell you fucking heretic
Diamonds are immoral, but killing you is forever. It is justified to save earth from the intergalactic number police ready to attack our planet because your too fucking stupid to realize that earth is not one planet!
You are enslaved by Microsoft Word you corporate whore - without DRM or an activation code. You have no freedoms to discuss or even read this issue without paying me tradmark infringment asshole. Satan is a masturbation of a C programmers mind you lobotomized freak. Singularites are people.
YOU DESERVE TO DIE BECAUSE YOU DO NOT REALIZE THAT YOU MUST GIVE ME A DOLLAR!
No creation can be made by God because large font sizes burned his eyes out, not the sun. Planets nor humans opposite because they play Zero wing. You were learned FALSE small letter typism by your grade school educators and are thus EVIL because evil is GOOD in a land of a land of the left of opposites. I hate you because of that and you deserve to die in the left world of the right evil of the singlarity complex.
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Your Mom and Dad are opposites and thus are magnets that attract evil 1 day effort equaling a zero value of existance which seems to be much cheaper value of existance than my Happycake Oven. Of course, my happycake oven is pretty awesome - it's a cube and it has a 60 watt bulb. Of course the secret ingredient is DEAD SINGULARITY.
See www.happycake.com
No Santa and all god makes me a dull boy. How evil unto mothers!
Singularitariaists are dumb witted fuckers because I said so. They don't know how to know how to read the article about the time cubicle.
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4-Walled Cubicle is a Lie
Your cubicle has 16 walls for morning, noon and midnight. A clock has four corners and 16 folded points in time. Evil Professors hide the truth and simplicity of rotating time cubicle.
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Evil educators is to ignore me and my brilliant ideas! I made this theory! How dare you insult my intelligence!
YOUR QUEER JEW GOD HAS AN AWESOME QUEER JEW BOD!
That is if you live in factoid land!
-1 + 1 = 0 is evil and WRONG. The stupid ass educators fool you with death worship.
Office tyrants have been putting me down for years because of this theory! Well I'll show you! I've got the theory and you don't. I'll be rich one day you'll see! You fools!
You are Educated Stupid to argue with TIME CUBICLE
I will wager $10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 to anyone to try disprove Time Cubicle.
Educated Stupids are today's scientist cowards and God-Believers.
EVIL CANNOT DISPROVE TIME CUBICLE
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E-MAIL THE AUTHOR uneducated@bastard.net
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