Template:Random/killed
<option>20-hit combo'd</option> <option>999'd in the upside-down world</option> <option>AAAAAA AA AAAAAAAAA!</option> <option>abducted</option> <option>Aeroblasted</option> <option>ambushed by 333 n00bs</option> <option>annihilated</option> <option>ASPLODE'd</option> <option>assassinated</option> <option>Avada Kedavra'd</option> <option>axed</option> <option>BALEETED</option> <option>Bankrupted</option> <option>banned for 24 days</option> <option>banned from the internet</option> <option>beef jerkified</option> <option>BENSONATED</option> <option>Blue Screen of Death'd</option> <option>Blue Shell'd</option> <option>Bob-omb'd</option> <option>bombed</option> <option>bombed by terrorists</option> <option>bombed out</option> <option>bought for a dollar</option> <option>buried alive</option> <option>buried in homework</option> <option>burninated</option> <option>cancelled</option> <option>capped</option> <option>catapulted away</option> <option>caught by an ant-lion</option> <option>caught in a landslide</option> <option>caught in a temporal paradox</option> <option>caught in a tidal wave</option> <option>caught stepping on the red zone</option> <option>chainsaw'd</option> <option>chased by 300 pedestrians</option> <option>cheated on</option> <option>checkmated</option> <option>compressed into a single point</option> <option>condemned</option> <option>converted to Scientology</option> <option>covered in tar and feathers</option> <option>crapped on</option> <option>crucified</option> <option>crushed by a piano dropped from a 95-story building</option> <option>crushed by Santa</option> <option>crushed by Tetrominoes</option> <option>crushed into a cube</option> <option>curbstomped</option> <option>de1337ed</option> <option>Death Note'd</option> <option>death trapped by JigSaw</option> <option>decapitated</option> <option>decimated</option> <option>deep-fried</option> <option>defeated</option> <option>dehydrated</option> <option>deleted</option> <option>deported</option> <option>derailed</option> <option>detonated</option> <option>devoured by crocodiles</option> <option>dipped in acid</option> <option>disassembled</option> <option>disembowelled</option> <option>disenchanted</option> <option>disintegrated</option> <option>dissected</option> <option>downvoted</option> <option>drawn and quartered</option> <option>dropped down an empty elevator shaft</option> <option>drownded</option> <option>eaten by a Grue</option> <option>eaten by an undead Mahkim</option> <option>eaten by gators</option> <option>electric chair'd</option> <option>electrocuted by 31,337 Grues</option> <option>eliminated</option> <option>End Task'd</option> <option>eradicated</option> <option>erased</option> <option>evicted</option> <option>eviscerated</option> <option>excluded from the future</option> <option>executed by snu-snu</option> <option>exiled to Encyclopedia Dramatica</option> <option>exterminated</option> <option>extinguished</option> <option>Eye Beam'd</option> <option>farted on for 92,221,748 centuries</option> <option>feasted on Thanksgiving</option> <option>Final Smash'd</option> <option>finished</option> <option>fired</option> <option>fired by your boss</option> <option>flamed</option> <option>Flamethrower'd</option> <option>flattened by a falling piano</option> <option>flushed down, down, down</option> <option>forced to clear a minefield with a mallet</option> <option>forced to eat shit</option> <option>forced to push a button every 108 minutes for no apparent reason</option> <option>forced to walk down the streets of Harlem carrying a sign saying "I HATE NIGGERS!"</option> <option>found out</option> <option>fragged</option> <option>framed</option> <option>fucked</option> <option>Fucking Killed™</option> <option>Game Over'd</option> <option>Green Shell'd</option> <option>given a sex change</option> <option>given drain bamage</option> <option>given the toxic marshmallow</option> <option>Goatse'd</option> <option>granted 72 virgins by Allah</option> <option>gutted</option> <option>h4xx0rd</option> <option>Hadouken'd</option> <option>hanged</option> <option>hexed</option> <option>hit by a car</option> <option>hit by a Care Bear Stare</option> <option>hit by a wrecking ball</option> <option>hit for 6</option> <option>hung, drawn and quartered by Grues</option> <option>huffed</option> <option>Ice Beamed</option> <option>imploded</option> <option>incinerated</option> <option>infected with a computer virus</option> <option>infiniban'd</option> <option>kicked in the nuts</option> <option>kicked to the curb</option> <option>kicked into next week</option> <option>killed by your own Green Shell</option> <option>killed half-to-death twice</option> <option>killed in the sixth book</option> <option>Killer card'ed</option> <option>KO'd</option> <option>laid to rest</option> <option>left behind while the world was ending</option> <option>lightning bolted</option> <option>lightsaber'd</option> <option>locked in the basement</option> <option>locked in the cyanide and happiness room</option> <option>lol'd</option> <option>made into a strange Internet fad</option> <option>mowed</option> <option>moved to the bottom of the food chain</option> <option>Nerf'd</option> <option>ninja'd</option> <option>nuked</option> <option>obliterated</option> <option>outsmarted by a 5th grader</option> <option>outwitted, outlasted, and outplayed</option> <option>overthrown</option> <option>owned</option> <option>painted black</option> <option>pecked to death by eleventy billion chickens</option> <option>petrified</option> <option>pissed on</option> <option>placed in the event horizon</option> <option>planarly isolated</option> <option>poisoned</option> <option>poned by a bade speeler</option> <option>popped</option> <option>possessed</option> <option>pushed off the Empire State Building</option> <option>put in the dishwasher</option> <option>put in the dryer</option> <option>pwnt</option> <option>pwnt to death</option> <option>QVFD'd</option> <option>Raigeki'd</option> <option>raped and killed</option>/ <option>recycled</option> <option>Red Shell'd</option> <option>regurgitated</option> <option>removed from the game</option> <option>retired</option> <option>reverted</option> <option>Rick Roll'd</option> <option>roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris</option> <option>sacrificed by the Aztecs</option> <option>scammed</option> <option>screwed</option> <option>shanked</option> <option>sent packing</option> <option>sent to detention</option> <option>sent to Pluto</option> <option>sent to sleep with the fishes</option> <option>sent to the Day of Lavos</option> <option>set to hang with Saddam Hussein</option> <option>shipped to Mars</option> <option>SHOT</option> <option>shot...by cancer</option> <option>skewer'd</option> <option>sliced by a falling icicle</option> <option>slow-cooked in 100-degree weather</option> <option>smothered</option> <option>SNAFU'd</option> <option>sniped</option> <option>soaked in gasoline and set on fire</option> <option>SolarBeamed</option> <option>sold for scrap metal</option> <option>spammed</option> <option>splattered all over the windshield</option> <option>sprayed with pesticides</option> <option>squashed by a n ton block of lead</option> <option>stomped</option> <option>stoned</option> <option>strangled by Homer</option> <option>stung by mosquitoes</option> <option>sued by Viacom</option> <option>suffocated</option> <option>suffocated in your farts</option> <option>Surfed</option> <option>swallowed by Kirby</option> <option>sworded</option> <option>tackled</option> <option>tarred and feathered</option> <option>tasered for 40 minutes straight</option> <option>terminated</option> <option>thrown into the fire pit</option> <option>thrown off a cliff</option> <option>thwacked over the head with a broom</option> <option>thwomped</option> <option>timeshifted to Sept. 31</option> <option>told to sit in the corner of a round room</option> <option>torch'd</option> <option>torn apart</option> <option>totally freakin' pwn'd</option> <option>touched by Michael Jackson</option> <option>touched with a ten-foot pole</option> <option>trapped without food or drink</option> <option>transfigured</option> <option>transmogrified into a worm</option> <option>transwikied</option> <option>trapped under a glass dome</option> <option>tried as a witch</option> <option>turned off</option> <option>turned into a brony</option> <option>turned into a newt (with no hope of getting better)</option> <option>uninvited to the party</option> <option>unresurrected</option> <option>vandalized</option> <option>VFD'd</option> <option>vindicated</option> <option>vomited up by a grue, then eaten again</option> <option>voted off the island</option> <option>votekicked</option> <option>wasted by a big green semi truck</option> <option>written into a follow-up article to Cancer porn and Zombie Bukkake</option> <option>yoinked</option> <option>Yu-Gi-Oh-inised</option> <option>zapped by infrared radiation</option> <option>ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG'd</option> <option>Zidane'd</option> <option>rickroll'd</option> <option>ZONKED</option> </choose>
You've been sent to Pluto, eaten by a rain of knives, and trapped under a glass dome!