Talk:Worst reasons to become an American Christian

		This article was nominated for deletion on September 21, 2014. The result of the discussion was Rewritten; Kept.

number 65 isn't right Ezekiel 25:17 (New International Version) New International Version (NIV) 17 I will carry out great vengeance on them and punish them in my wrath. Then they will know that I am the LORD, when I take vengeance on them.' "

Isn't this article a tad biased? ...well... everything religion-related is on Uncyclopedia I guess... I suppose that have to make fun of something. Maybe they could do it to atheism once in a while...

Have you been to the atheism article? "The atheists are perceived as horrifying bullies by most people; or at least they would be if anyone listened to them." And plus, religion is so easy to make fun of ;p 207.179.172.220 11:31, 22 June 2007 (UTC)

why does the list end at 35?

hey, sirouslly, why dont you atheisists just get smart?????? siriouslly, "oh yeah, the earth just came from nothing!!!" realy is a lame concept!! i mean, really, a jigsog puzzzzzle is hard enough to make! and you shake the box, it dont just go together!!! the earth and universe are 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999.99 % more complex!!! and, oh, remember kids, they came from 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 % NOTHING. yah, makes sence, right, as easy to understand as my horrible overcomplexity grammar.

FactFinders510, your edits here do not relate to content already existing. While this is not a hard requirement, what you have done does not make sense in context. It is clear you are adding what you like without considering the whole. Further, you need to check you English usage, perhaps with Grammarly or something similar. Wandering all over the place in your writing and subjects makes the article and your edits incomprehensible. Your referral to other topics that a reader is probably not aware of contributes to this confusion. Please fix this or this article will be reverted. -- (talk) 01:39, April 12, 2019 (UTC)

The context falls with the findings. There is a lot of information there and I was trying to bring this off life support. --Factfinder510 (talk) 05:17, April 12, 2019 (UTC)

Nobody is talking about context here except you. We don't care about the findings if there is no humor that can be taken from it. This article was passed as acceptable and is not on life support. The article was heavily edited AFTER it was tagged and that is the reason it was allowed to survive. If anything, you have made it incomprehensible again, in my opinion. -- (talk) 06:05, April 12, 2019 (UTC)

There is more to this one and you need another who is from The Midwest to flesh out elements and find the images use this http://www.faststone.org to create screen caps if you need to catch something that I missed. Look into Wheaton, Illinois, further as the Hell House concept is a recent thing.--Factfinder510 (talk) 15:59, April 12, 2019 (UTC)

Look at the visuals

There's humor in it you haven't seen it close enough; look up Ray Comfort and plagiarism then the sources where they were found. The humor is the Oh My God when you find them. Even Clickbait is cross referenced. I was drawing from an article that was going around Buzzfeed. And believe me it's there. The humor is very American or Canadian.--Factfinder510 (talk) 13:58, April 12, 2019 (UTC)

Not in what you have added. You approach the subject of humor in a very roundabout way. You write in riddles so that you obscure understanding and hide anything funny that you may think is there. Whatever you reference or cross-reference hardly matters; it's what is on this page that counts. You have added little to no humor. I am an American and do not find what you have added to be very funny. -- (talk) 20:24

Look into what played up with UnNews:Kirk Cameron warns 1980s entertainers of impending death: "You're next, Michael Gross!" and where this plays up. It's funny -- I needed more visuals to play this up, if you follow The Babylon Bee you were a forerunner. This is not a total crap shoot, the Philosophy back ground is the humor of "Does this remind you of anything?" I was setting up for the funny give me a few moments to hunt down more images as there are some you might never seen before pay up. ----Factfinder510 (talk) 04:14, April 13, 2019 (UTC)Factfinder510

A Work In Progress

The visuals will play up some of them; the funny is there but it's more a kind of humor American's will understand or Canada. --Factfinder510 (talk) 14:09, April 12, 2019 (UTC)

Keep going

Well this one needed to be fleshed up to line up with a Buzzfeed article.

https://www.buzzfeed.com/jessicamisener/27-sure-signs-you-grew-up-evangelical this will have your updates line up as they don't even know about Christian Nightmares. --Factfinder510 (talk) 14:32, April 12, 2019 (UTC)

Why does does this have to line up with buzzfeed? -- (talk) 19:43, April 12, 2019 (UTC)

I know people like this personally; not mentioning names but when you attended Assemblies of God and been to those kind of churches you get an insider's glimpse. --Factfinder510 (talk) 21:20, April 12, 2019 (UTC)

I know people who dislike this personally. It's not whether they like it, but is the article funny? I was in an AOG church. We don't need a glimpse of that on Uncyclopedia if there is no humor. It's tiresome hearing reason after reason which are being used as excuses for writing poorly and off-the-point. -- (talk) 01:12, April 13, 2019 (UTC)

Look into this UnNews:Rapture proves Kirk Cameron right, Stephen Hawking wrong and Ray Comfort. The combination between those two have on this site alone you have something. Not poorly but going into elements one hasn't seen before from every angle. --Factfinder510 (talk) 04:03, April 13, 2019 (UTC)

I was setting up for elaborate style joke too on top of it where the refer plays up the funny. The images you have to look and see when it it happens as I found a cartoon of roll of toilet paper empty based upon the photo I shared on your wall. --Factfinder510 (talk) 02:04, April 14, 2019 (UTC)

Could you please translate this comment into American English or Canadian English? Most of the time you do not bother and I know you can communicate in normal English and not riddles. If you continue to add disjointed words and unrelated images and you do not fix what you already added, it will be all reverted. -- (talk) 08:27, April 14, 2019 (UTC)

The images are related; look up http://christiannightmares.tumblr.com; there's something there. You are not seeing it, it's like your admins said you check every angle, as the Unnews ties into this too look into those and you will see where it it hits. --Factfinder510 (talk) 19:27, April 14, 2019 (UTC)

Failing to answer my question gets us both nothing. Either you are being rude and evasive or you need to take your meds. -- (talk) 21:52, April 14, 2019 (UTC)

One of your other guys said they fact check the media; I was taking cues from this when I was looking for what you had existing already for each player involved. Example Paula Deen was lined up with the UnNews story about her and to took from every angle for the funny though what we wanted her to do was see a sense she wasn't the only one who pulled this stunt. I was fact checking the media to see what I was able to dredge up with each -- you may not believe it when you see it. --Factfinder510 (talk) 22:31, April 14, 2019 (UTC)

I suggest look at this Ray Comfort then look at his Facebook.com page. The thing about UnNews:Kirk Cameron warns, "1980s death purge is not over, Rick Moranis" this is hitting blow the belt for him because Rick Moranis became a stay at home father over the loss of his wife. The barb that Kirk Cameron did well unfunny in that sense of the word. There's every angle of funny there taking the unfunny remark of a former child star, then examine this from a pair of eyes whose from not from the States or from European Union. --Factfinder510 (talk) 02:39, April 15, 2019 (UTC)