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Fuck Skopians[edit]
You're nothing but shqiptars! ALBANIANS YE HEAR? Bulgars and gypsies and albanians that oppress greeks there. Soon uncle sam will get a heart attack *yeeees* and then we'll FUCK YOU HARD IN A FULL SCALE INVASION. WE GOT 500,000 TROOPS YOU GOT 30,000 MAX, YOU'RE DEAD MEAT. No americans, no europeans NOTHING CAN SAVE YOU! You steal OUR history? You call US Gypsies? WHEN WE HAD CIVILIZATION YOU WERE IN THE CAVES AND DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO MAKE A FIRE. Do you want us to teach you how now? On your houses? Cause I'm on my way you know... I'M ON MY WAY... —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 79.131.155.238 (talk • contribs)
- Wow, that was a lot of ignorance back in 2008. Whoever wrote this article may not have been Albanian. Moreover, there is a procedure for deleting articles that you think are unfunny: It is called VFD. The only catch is that you have to register on this site (or login with your Wikia login) to nominate an article for deletion or vote on an article for deletion. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 03:14, October 19, 2016 (UTC)
MACEDONIA[edit]
Macedonia is the firs country in Europe. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Macedonia MKD (talk • contribs)
- Macedonia is Macedonia and only Macedonia with Macedonian history, slavic,serbian, vlach, bulgarian language and none of the population is albanian unlike greeks we r 0% pure making us 1 of the most unpurest in the world so fuck us Greeks we should all go back to our caves —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 60.240.103.210 (talk • contribs)
How about you just shut the fuck up greece is -90.1% pure you Greeks are all assholes
not funny[edit]
greek assholes have made this article NOT FUNNY again! it's just a load of nationalistic crap that I assure u noone finds funny. Except Greek people of course, which on the other hand find chess very funny. That's what I had to say, but I'm sick of editing this article, so I don't even log in anymore cuz admins seem to have forgotten that this place was supposed to be funny, and they don't take measures against stupid asses... nevermind tho, we all see this $#!* sucks donkey balls. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 92.55.102.49 (talk • contribs)
Stop Vandalism[edit]
Smart people accept satire. Stop deleting parts of the text.. --giantakos@gmail.com 20:47, 17 November 2008 (UTC)
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dis is sotda funny —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 71.233.93.38 (talk • contribs)
1. General Bulgaria is the oldest country in Europe. 2. This is funny as the articles about Greece, Serbia and Bulgaria. 3. You are so complexed! —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 212.75.2.112 (talk • contribs)
Lot of greek haters on this page[edit]
That is natural i suppose but the same name jokes over nd over are a bit borring. Better bring out som other matters Zullu 12:05, 1 June 2009 (UTC)
The Difference between Macedonia and Greece[edit]
Youse make fun of Macedonia right? all this FYRblahblahblah and Monkeydonia (WTF?!) shit which is what youse usually say because use don't know what else to say. well all you greek fanatics out there, i could tell you that all your country is made out of fake shit which is based on Alexander the MACEDONIAN which actually ruled for Macedonia, but don't worry, youse can keep him cause he was gay, like 75% of your country so he fits right into your country anyways. Secondly, get off the EU's ass and stop munching on their cocks because they bailed youse all out of your little crisis which macedonia was smart to see this coming and was not hit by it. youse on the other hand, had to be bailed out 2 BILLION DOLLARS!, yes thats right, 2 BILLION, just to keep your shitty country alive. And last, for the appearance of your country, youse call all those white ugly eye-burning shelters next to that blue water BEAUTIFUL !? I call them dryed up white pieces of dog shit , but I wouldn't offend the water because it's earth's water but don't worry, youse think that your beautiful country and landscape created that brilliant see-through water. On the other hand, youse might call macedonia a shit brown little dot of a hole in the middle of nowhere. But that shit hole is actually green , lush, beautiful plains created by mother earth unlike your man made eyesores. Plus, I have not heard of one orthodox church well known in Greece. Oh that's right, youse changed your country's faith to catholic, that shows how much youse are faithful to your native religion which all your ancestors grew up by. On the other hand, Macedonia is a very
religious, sacred country with many countless churches and monasteries all around Macedonia, some of which were STOLEN when countries like greece and serbia stole land which was
macedonian. And the thing that pisses me off about that is, IF YOU CALL OUR COUNTRY A SHITHOLE, WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO
TAKE OUR LAND!!!!!!!!! well thats my opinion ..
YEAH AJDE ZA MAKEDONIJA THE GREEKS ARE SHITHOLESS
- Lol chill out! This is Uncyclopedia, not Politicopedia. --Romaioktonos 01:15, September 11, 2010 (UTC)
Macedonians[edit]
Are they part of an Aryan or alien race? Most of those folk are part of the tan clan, therefore they are Greek! Nope, they may be like Slavs, due to their overall backwardness (but they will call in the Russians to back them up with nuclear weaponry). Or most of all, they are Albanians who we know are like Arabs being Muslim and all. ALLA AKBAR! + PotatoSmut 01:36, January 3, 2010 (UTC)
Loled[edit]
Kinda funny, especially the mention of Japan and the similarity of the Vardaskan flag to the Japanese Rising Sun flag. With work, I don't see any reason why it shouldn't be nominated for VFH --Romaioktonos 01:16, September 11, 2010 (UTC) SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU GREEK ASSHOLE
Anhedonia[edit]
- the country named Northcedonia or Greek Republic of Macedonia is 100% Greek
- the Greek administrative region of Macedonia is 100% Slavic
The whole region (all Macintosh included) is called: "I don't care about these fucktards... oh no... I care. They're annoying so Fuckedonia must taste cock!!!"
Macedonia is 100% Aryan pure blooded stupid (no other genes included).
Now let's kill some people like the Hall Egg Zander the Gay who died young of anal syphilis.
I wanna make the name even longer.[edit]
I want to change the country name from "Formerly known as the Former Yugoslav Republic of Macedonia" to "The Country Occupying a Large Portion of the European Region of Macedonia, Formerly Known As the Former Yugoslav Republic of Macedonia, but Forced to Change its Name Because Greece Threw a Hissy Fit."
Macedonian: Земјата која зазема голем дел од европскиот регион на Македонија, поранешно позната како поранешна Југословенска Република Македонија, но беше принудена да ја смени својата име поради нервоза на Грција.
Romanized Macedonian: zemiata koja zazema golem dell at evropskiot region nha macedonia, poranesno poznata kako poraneshna jugosloven republic macedonia, no beshe prinudena to ja smeni svoyata imme poradi nervosa nha gretzia.
It's a pretty accurate description of what happened, and since the name is long anyway, I would like to push it to its comedic extreme.
--216.213.195.61 20:06, 11 November 2024 (UTC) The user that formerly occupied the article of User:B13L3F3LD, known as B13L3F3LD, but forced to switch to a userless version because I lost the goddamned password to my account and google passwords isn't working