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THE PHANTOM OF JONNY CARSON[edit]
Sweden IS A PORNLAND
NOTE: The main law in Sweden, is to watch Scrubs, whenever it's on television.
Yes, our greatest achievement is the creation of the modern dildo. :) Every day between 18.00-19.00, all swedish blonds have to take their clothes of. All of them. If they don't, they'll probably be fined. This is only during the summer. (1st Juny - 31th August).
SWEDEN MAN[edit]
Hallå alla svenskar- låt oss skärpa upp den här sidan, mindre vanity och random bullshit - mer skarp ironi och bitande humor.Låt oss spöa danskarna, finnarna och norrmännen och bli vassast i Norden på Uncyclopedia --Suresh 19:06, 18 Dec 2005 (UTC)
- Men nu är sidan låst... Vafan. Superbanana 01:57, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
Monty Python and Swedish chef[edit]
Suggestion: Could M*nty Pyth*n quotes be banned from Uncyclopedia without a license? - David Gerard 12:47, 11 Apr 2005 (EDT)
Hmm. I was tempted to stuff the whole works through a Swedish-Chef translator.--70.190.152.138 01:34, 26 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Su ves I. Boot noo it's tuu imprecticel, seence-a zee erticle-a hes been istebleeshed und sooch. Bork bork bork! 69.171.44.42 23:12, 30 June 2006 (UTC)
Interwiki links[edit]
Please, ¿Can a admin add this?
[[es:Suecia]] [[fr:Suéde]]
--83.38.86.9 12:25, 9 October 2006 (UTC) (Chixpy from Inciclopedia)
"Suéde"? Don't you mean "Suède", you stupid retard? ~//Lunaquois 21:30, 19 October 2008 (UTC)
gay jokes[edit]
there are so few jokes about french being fags in France yet it is gay joke after gay joke after gay joke in this article. france is much, much gayer than sweden. --Rice80 22:14, 25 October 2006 (UTC)
Lol. sweden is much, much gayer than france.
Bullshit. Every French man is a fashion designer or an interior decorator or some other faggot job. The way they were stereotyped in Talladega Nights is actually pretty realistic. --Rice80 20:55, 16 November 2006 (UTC)
Sweden=Gayfactory. sweden is much gayer.
- Whether or not Sweden is gay, this article isn't funny at all. Gay joke after gay joke is only funny to an 11 year-old. --GAMESPOT=666 22:28, 10 December 2006 (UTC)
It's dumb ignorant American shits like you who come in here that make people think that France and Sweden aren't secret lovers. Sweden isn't called "Europes penis" for nothing.
New article?
Sweden is not ghey, we have teh nice chiks. %D0%85m%D1%96ddl%D0%B5 / T - C 17:30, 18 January 2007 (UTC)
Humm... lets face the facts, most of the world thinks that swedish people are a big bunch of gays. (And as we all know, word "world" can refer to lots of things.) But anyways. Just why is that site locked? Like, its the first page of some country that Ive seen locked... Is this some form of rasism? I readed that page, and really, it seems to be written by some swede. And really, the writer has been too patriotic one, there is nothing funny. (Okey, I didnt read WHOLE article, since it really is too boring, theres a shitload of low-quality-shit) And yeah, there are some pretty chiks, as long as they stay quiet. Really, swedish language sounds like... well, its kinda whiny, but I quess that it needs to be whiny and high to get it to be heard when communicating from closet to closet.
this article sucks.
Who the hell?[edit]
Who the hell in the REAL world do you think could call a Swedish dude gay and not get his ass fondled gently while being massaged to the ground. The Sweeds were known for their brutality in cuddling, not their straight-ness. If there is any REAL gay country, that would indeed be Sweden. Lets face history, some weird shit happened in those bathouses.
This article needs a total re-write[edit]
I think this article should be re-written. Seriously, even the one about Denmark is 2x better! This article needs less random idiocy and more sharp satire. I would rewrite the whole thing by myself if I had the time but now I don't, so I have to take one bit at a time which might generate a rather queer article.
Some examples of things that should be added:
- The yearly migration of Danes to "fjällen", namely Sälen.
- The art of standing at a bus stop (keeping the correct distance to other people, the order in which people should enter the bus, what position and in what order the bust stop should be filled, learning how to not ignore people but to pretend they don't exist...but not too much!)
- Fjortisar
- Drinking
- The military (what the hell does shooting food with the military of Sweden to do??? The section about military should be about the cost vs the effeciancy of the army...like spending 10 billion SEK for having 3 soldiers and a duck, or buying 5000 JAS 39 but only 3 missiles for them)
--Sachaztan 18:05, 19 August 2007 (UTC)
another thing[edit]
we need a writing about the word lagom, and we should have normandy.
//a swede
It's just a myth that the word "lagom" only exists in the swedish language. Dummkopf! //another damn swede
like that should stop us from doing a funny article about it //the previous swede
we should redo the whole frekin thing,[edit]
i think "our" article sucks and we should totally redo it.
best damn thing i ever read[edit]
it was easilly the funniest thing ever, it musta been written for swedes and it is all true, except the part that it was the mother of all queerdom, shame on you.
POLARBEARS ROX!
From Pee[edit]
(Added link in Pee title. ----OEJ 15:52, 27 May 2007 (UTC)) (Also: I am willing to review this article, but I want to know why I am reviewing it first: the request for Pee was posted by an IP who is, apparently, not an author of the article. So: user 194.17.152.2, why exactly are you requesting a review of Sweden?)
| Humour: | 8 | Pretty funny. |
| Concept: | 7 | Not really original, but every encyclopedia has an article about it. Why should Uncyclopedia be different? |
| Prose and formatting: | 8 | I noticed a few errors. Not really anything that should concern anyone, though I would go through and get rid of some of the red links and check the spelling and capitalization. |
| Images: | 7 | I liked the pictures, but they weren't espicially funny. It could do with some more, though. |
| Miscellaneous: | 9 | Good, well-written article. It isn't really front-page material, in my opinionn though. |
| Final Score: | 39 | I don't think this really needed to be reviewed(just like the Estonia article I reviewed the other day. Oh well. Just one less thing waiting to be reviewed, now. |
| Reviewer: | --Dexter111344 08:39, 31 May 2007 (UTC) | |
SORRY pee review above = epic fail
coz article = epic fail
gör om, gör rätt
God has said he hates Sweden, there needs to be some info on that here.[edit]
Perhaps the exact quote.
interwiki[edit]
THATS NOT SWEDEN, THAT DENMARK, SWEDEN ONLY CAME IN MUCH LATER WHEN THEY ALL BACAME ReTARDS AND THE DANISH KICkED THEM OUT OF DENMARK!
Please add cs:Švédsko--88.101.194.80 19:09, 31 January 2009 (UTC)
Add thai version please[edit]
Please add [[th:ประเทศสวะอีเดน]]
Swedish dildo company[edit]
I recently heard that 95 percent of of dildo's made for gay butt sex do not leave the country.
Lenna Image[edit]
How do you edit? I would like to add in the other industry sections, "Sweden is also simultaneously greatest contributor to the imaging industry (read porn: see pretty lenna on the left) and weapons (of mass distraction) industry, with generous contributions of the bare all love by sumptuous blondes year after year, in both children's magazine and bunny movies". I would further supplement lenna image with the caption, "Pretty lenna is responsible for every technology developed by the west for its loving (read perv) citizens." Since image processing technology developed from lenna's image, it is factually accurate. Feel free to make it better though...I am not great with words.
Classic Swejoke when visiting another land[edit]
The alltime classic swedejoke when visiting a country (besides norway and denland)
-Are you finish(ed) sir? (waiter) -Nå, ajm svedish! (tourist)
Nå, ajm svedish= No, I'm Swedish
Another Swedish joke about sex[edit]
- Kan we häve sex, babes?
- Sorry, sir. What do you need?
- Kan we have änother sex cups of babes?
- I don't quite understand you, sir. May you repeat that again?
- OK. Can we have Carlsberg for sex people?
Megalo Kirito (talk) 22:27, December 31, 2015 (UTC)
Infobox suggestion[edit]
a little suggested addition for the infobox
- anthem: "Ding Dong Song" -Günther
- ethnic groups: blonde babes