Talk:Philadelphia

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Umm... where is all the stuff about Will Smith?....

173.77.246.37 Please

This is an article about the city, not about Will Smith. A funny section on how Will Smith fits in with the city might be welcomed, if it can fit in with the rest of the text. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 20:52, August 16, 2013 (UTC)

anyone from philly should appreciate the neighborhood section.. i hope :) its a bit truthful but in a sarcastic overly truthful way --Maj Sir Insertwackynamehere CUN VFH VFP Bur. CMInsertwackynamehere | Talk | Rate 04:06, 2 March 2006 (UTC)

Yeah nice haha

• Nice work Insertwackytobaccyhere... I've sprinkled this article with Realized Spice™ myself and definitely plan on contributing more, especially in the way of new pics that are, how do you say... funny. Speaking of which, does anyone object to pulling that pic of those portly, half-naked dudes? What the hell is that? Does it have anything to do with anything? Is it funny? Does anyone want to look at such a thing (besides whoever posted it)? I just thought I'd be nice and ask the collective... Imperplexed 09:28, 22 April 2006 (UTC)

• The half naked dudes are there because Philly is the "City of Brotherly Love", hence them being obviously gay. I thought it was funny. I think it should be left alone. 69.249.33.90 19:28, 10 December 2006 (UTC)

• I liberally added some funny to the neighborhoods section - me

Someone HAS to mention Frank Rizzo (who from all accounts, seems to be a reincarnation of, or at least related to, Benito Mussolini). The guy even sued SOS soap formaking derogatory statements about Philadelphia!

One needs a quote from WC Fields in this article

216.185.29.69 14:36, September 17, 2009 (UTC)