Talk:I lost your pet ferret

That's a great one! :) As soon as the schmuck who placed the martial law on VFH removed it, I'm nominating this. Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI³ AnotM VFH +S 03:29, 14 February 2008 (EST)

one of the best articles i have ever read, excellent (Guineafowlman 17:23, 21 February 2008 (UTC))

I lol'd for like 20 minutes. -- Balthassar 02:30, 22 February 2008 (UTC)

VFH discussion

moved from VFH to the talk page, continue the discussion here. -- Kaizer the Bjorn takkun (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 17:08, 19 February 2008 (UTC)

1. Conditional - I don't know if it's "Your pet ferret" or what exactly, but the title definitely needs to be changed. From the get-go its always been known that the ferret is dead rather than lost. Title change will get my vote though; I found this quite hilario. --THINKER 15:18, 15 February 2008 (UTC) Moved to Against, because I don't appreciate being ignored. --THINKER 06:31, 17 February 2008 (UTC)

   I'm not moving it. It's such a small difference, and I gave the titles thought when I was writing it, so it's not a mistake. Plus, I'm too lazy. -- Kaizer the Bjorn takkun (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 17:44, 17 February 2008 (UTC)

   What if you made the title "What happened to my pet ferret?", or a similar question for the narrator to answer? Would that work? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 18:05, Feb 17

   Cool, then against it is. --THINKER 21:50, 17 February 2008 (UTC)

   Oh, you two. Kiss and make up. Use a little tongue. Yeah, that's it. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 17:26, 17 February 2008 (EST)

   Its gunna get FA'd regardless. I stick by my legitimate claim. --THINKER 22:31, 17 February 2008 (UTC)

   THINKER, it might be better to think of it less as the title of the piece and more as the first in a succession of progressively extreme headings. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  11:54, 19 February 2008 (UTC)

   I would if there was any .mention of it in the piece. It's not referenced anywhere else, and thus doesn't make sense in the progression. --THINKER 13:54, 19 February 2008 (UTC)

Thank you Mickey, that's what I was aiming for -- Kaizer the Bjorn takkun (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 17:08, 19 February 2008 (UTC)

Except heading one goes directly into "I killed..." It doesn't make sense as is. --THINKER 18:25, 19 February 2008 (UTC)

No!

No! I have a ferret, please don't lose her, she's so cute! =( Ineedhelpalot

HEY! HOPPER IS MY FERRET!

WHY YOU! *strangles narrator*