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LOL I AM AN EGYPTIANThis kind of racism should not be tolerated. Egyptians such as myself word hard to maintain respect for our culture, and the derogatory remarks on this page counteract our efforts. Despicable.AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO SIGN POSTS
- Is this a crappy joke or a crazy full of pride?!?!?
- It's a crappy joke. And I didn't edit his post... not one bit. ahem --
Captain Nerd(Talk) - Whatever it is, it's the stupidest thing I've ever read.~
- It's a crappy joke. And I didn't edit his post... not one bit. ahem --
- Is this a crappy joke or a crazy full of pride?!?!?
The 'torture your cat' off-site page is pretty unpleasant.
O RLY? - Cyberman.. a wikipedian.
Cats and Modern Science[edit]
I hold that cats are responsible for many of the advances of modern science. They are the creators of modern thermodynamics and geology (rock studies). They deserve credit. -- 24.27.53.128 16:33, 13 March 2006 (UTC)
Problem with a section[edit]
Whoever put the 'head bitten off and shat out and taped back on the body' and 'webcam, lucky the webcam was split and we could blahblahblah', you're about 0 funnies. I had just started to laugh, when I read the attached... crap. My laughter died like a pig crushed under a truck full of stupid. (Not by whoever posted the stuff about this)
Satwiki[edit]
Where did that cat+snake picture come from? That cat looks like it's in serious peril. Tifego 10:23, 10 April 2006 (UTC)
LMAO.[edit]
Just wanted to say I found the first picture hilarious, and the category:chinese food was a nice touch as well. 75.153.221.227 06:52, 18 December 2006 (UTC)
If you like that the check out the dog page. I WAS HERE -kjhf- 19:56, 22 December 2006 (UTC)
Hold Up[edit]
I've got an idea!!! {Grabs Broom and runs into door} Ouch!
Quote[edit]
That "Soviet Russia" quote is pretty stupid. It's called Russian Reversal, so it is the reversal of something. In order for that quote to make sense, you would have to mew cats in America. Not so, not so. --Anton1234 17:04, 27 December 2006 (UTC)
I agree, so I got rid of it. I WAS HERE -kjhf!- 19:27, 30 December 2006 (UTC)
Cats I have one , It gose bark bark all the Time - Anti-bush Dogs
wonder[edit]
I LOVE CATS! Well when it moo's it gets kind of annoying...
FIX THE PICTURE[edit]
Can someone fix that picture of a dog it isnt funny
Yes it was.
I agree, it was better when the cat/dog pictures were reversed.
CATs part[edit]
Anybody mind if I write a whole article on the Zero Wing character CATs? I'd take the bit about him out of here. J.A.M 18:11, 8 May 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Cat Poisoning Cat Poisoning is a common disease spread among very fat thick poofs. It causes them not to eat anything but a king portion of dressed salad. The symptoms last for the duration of the evening and can only be cured by eating lots of salad. The disease is caught randomly through other fat people and has nothing to do with cats. Recently scientists have renamed the disease as Death Flange mark 3 which is also been condemned as an inappropriate name for the disease.
WHAT IN FUCK"S NAME WHERE YOU DRINKING?
Whaman?[edit]
[edit] Cat Poisoning is mean but still funny Cat Poisoning is a common disease spread among fat people. It causes them not to eat anything but a king portion of dressed salad. The symptoms last for the duration of the evening and can only be cured by eating lots of salad. The disease is caught randomly through other fat people and has nothing to do with cats. Recently scientists have renamed the disease as Death Flange mark 3 which is also been condemned as an inappropriate name for the disease.
WHAT IN FUCK"S NAME WHERE YOU DRINKING? --Lassie Got Skills 00:30, 27 September 2007 (UTC)
Specifc cats[edit]
The article might be improved with sections on specific cats, like:
- Schroeder's cat - who knocked over the bust of Beethoven on the little autistic kid's piano. Since then, given Schroeder indicated he would poison the little monster by sticking it in a box and dropping acid in the box, the cat has been known to both be and not be there at the same time, frequently quoting Hamlet's "to be or not to be" in a weird cat lisp, raising questions as to whether Schroeder's recent association with druggers maybe altered his vocabulary. 207.160.66.129 17:50, 19 October 2007 (UTC)
Put all those pictures back![edit]
What the hell? you took out to much!
I disagree, this article still has way too many pictures. It's a picture whorePasta of Muppets 11:51, 20 June 2008 (UTC)
I put The KAT[edit]
I moved Cat to Kat cause its funny, he,he,he,he, eh, I'll change it back.
UNIX cat[edit]
Cat is an essential part of UNIX as man is. You have no reasons to dump you man to get cat.93.84.38.0 16:01, 25 April 2009 (UTC)
clusterfuck cat[edit]
This article needs serious loving for sure. The formatting is terrible and I don't even know where to start. I am sorry but I will give this one a miss. Sircabhan Please don't goose-step too close to me 23:33, September 27, 2009 (UTC)
Monster N1[edit]
Why the fuck is my name on this? Who did it!!!!!!
- It was a (coding) joke. ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*
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Cat Porn - Kitty Kitty Bang Bang
Not safe for work[edit]
If a cat is a creature of legends, the page wouldn't be safe for work. 198.228.201.152 13:25, December 3, 2012 (UTC)
One thing that eats cats[edit]
Cats are a tasty meal for grues.71.139.12.199 02:46, June 6, 2013 (UTC)
- All right, get started. But grues are sort of passé; you'll need a special take on them because the mere mention of a grue has stopped being funny just by itself. Spıke Ѧ 02:50 6-Jun-13
My Name is Donkeytank[edit]
Who is Donkeytank in the article?