Talk:Cake

“The cake is a lie, bitch!”
~ Seto Kaiba on cake

Looking at this article, I've probably missed most of the joke. If there ever is one. I think it should, and could be improved upon. Just takes time, effort and ideas. And getting rid of the lists... *sigh* -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - 12:13, 21 Apr

I've got a question for you. Answer with 1 or 2:

1. I am blind.

2. I didn't play Portal.

3. Cake.^{[this is a lie]}

^ Uncyclopedia stamp is lacking. Wall of unfunny Text sighted. Awaiting orders ma'am. *beep*

Cake?[edit]

“I though cake involved treachery?”
~ Merlin on the lack of cake in the article about cake

Agreed. This article is missing something vital. There's a word for that, but I cannot remember it well; wit? Na, that's not it. Chuck Norris jokes? No, that's too tacky. It's more in the lines of.. and of..

<font=20>HUMOUR

Aha! THAT is what wrong with this article! We should help this poor article out. Why not add random yet funny jokes about cake?

Like: Lezard Valeth got killed because of cake. Armoured cake. Or: L kicked it because of his passion for cake, not because of divine intervention. Light Yagami is innocent in this case. And how about: Sorry Mario, but your cake is in another galaxy.

And yes; remove the pointless lists. KILL THE BASTARD >:D

P.S: And let us edit for Dante's sake.

“The Cake isn't a lie. I swear, just follow me and I'll show you. Right in this dark glowing red room right over...”
~ GLaDOS to Oscar Wilde on The Cake.

Glados online.

Theeeeeere realllly waaaaaaaas a caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake. Cake, and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of this test. Can I be in the article now? Cake-cake-ca-ca-ca-ca-ca-ca-ca (static)

“I am being serious now. This article is not funny in the least. Restore my recipe and make it more funny or I will kill you.”
~ GLaDOS on This article

Seriously, why were those references removed for this unfunny piece of crap? Salutations. Racecarlock.

I am extremely disappointed in the lack of portal references in this article. Son, I am disappoint.

If there were Portal references in this article, I'd really want them to be subtle. Uncyclopedia isn't a dumping ground for three-year-old Internet memes.