Talk:Break Up Letter

This is the talk page for discussing improvements to the standard form break-up letter. This is not a forum for general discussion about the video(which you should not tell Staci about). We have the Village Dump for things like that.}}
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Uhh, it seems kinda.. Empty to me.. Dunno, should we add links? I think it needs more humor than just asses, and it should be.. uh.. Deeper? Sorry if I'm being an asshole.. --Realturka 08:32, 12 January 2008 (UTC)

Nope, this is how it's supposed to be. I'm sure we'll get to put a link here and there. The humor isn't really in the ass jokes, it's in the standard form-letter fashion in which the break-up is delivered, almost mechanically. As opposed to the regular, handwritten "I love you but i hate you never talk to me again" teenage fashion that one would expect from such a situation. That, and the deaf sister bit. Ha.     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   09:16, Saturday 12 January 2008  

Eugene gets it; it is all about the contrast between the implied sentiment of the statements (ie. sincerity) versus the actual words that are being used. And links are intentionally omitted in this article's case because its supposed to be like a real letter. How many letters from the government have you gotten with blue underlined text in them? --THINKER 18:23, 12 January 2008 (UTC)

Sometimes the dollar amount I owe to them is underlined in multiple colors. Apparently they think I'll have trouble finding it I guess. -RAHB 18:34, 12 January 2008 (UTC)

Thats because the income tax loophole has been systematically struck down by the courts for years, man.. --THINKER 18:43, 12 January 2008 (UTC)

Uuuuuh.....oh, oh yeah, totally man. The courts are fuckin.....yeah bringin' us down man....man... -RAHB 18:45, 12 January 2008 (UTC)

You could always just change the color of the links. And sometimes there will be days where every word in all the letters I get will be either blue or underlined. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 18:46, Jan 12

More work for EugeneKay? I'm down. -RAHB 18:49, 12 January 2008 (UTC)

Wait, there is a link...right...right up there in the top left there. You see it? -RAHB 18:50, 12 January 2008 (UTC)

Hm. Add some links, then save it as Break Up Letter/beta and I'll move 'em over. Let's try to keep it to a minimum, though. I'd do them myself, but I'm lazy, and it's currently on the front page. IMO, it's bad taste to edit an article while it's featured.    EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   00:37, Monday 14 January 2008  

I agree, am lazy too, and think its fine as is. The leave-it-be trifecta. --THINKER 00:38, 14 January 2008 (UTC)

The Video

Where's the video?Violence 02:34, 14 January 2008 (UTC)

LOL --THINKER 02:37, 14 January 2008 (UTC)

Shhh! don't mention it! And especially don't tell Staci I showed it to you already! Don't you remember? FU THINKER EDIT CONFLICT     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   02:38, Monday 14 January 2008  

She does have a really great ass though. -RAHB 04:16, 14 January 2008 (UTC)

SERIOUSLY. The little birthmark actually adds to the cuteness! Who'da thunk it! --THINKER 05:24, 14 January 2008 (UTC)

I thought I was the only one! --Rob 14:27, 14 January 2008 (UTC)

Was this the one with the chick... the light bulb... and the gasoline?--The Duke of Spork 22:41, 14 January 2008 (UTC)

That was Staci's sister Laci actually. Her ass is nowhere near as nice. --THINKER 23:14, 14 January 2008 (UTC)

The talk page is slowly becoming just as funny as the article itself. Bwahaha. It's not formatted as nicely, though. :-/     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   00:37, Tuesday 15 January 2008  

Rock the CSS and turn it into another EugeneKay masterpiece! ;) --THINKER 00:38, 15 January 2008 (UTC)

I may have to, if this keeps going on.     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   00:40, Tuesday 15 January 2008  

/me keeps going on -RAHB 03:09, 15 January 2008 (UTC)

I really don't see whats so funny about Staci's hot ass. --THINKER 03:14, 15 January 2008 (UTC)

Oh come on! Hot asses are the new joke of 2008! - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 03:18, 15 January 2008 (UTC)

I take hot ass very, very seriously. --THINKER 04:43, 15 January 2008 (UTC)

I take hot ass with a side of hot fucking. But that's me. -RAHB 07:21, 15 January 2008 (UTC)

I prefer my hot ass served with tight fucking and a bit of KY.     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   21:18, Tuesday 15 January 2008  

Also, I've added us a fancy template. Y'all likey?     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   21:27, Tuesday 15 January 2008  

Its not as fancy as Uncle Jeff's billiards room (was), but it'll do.. --THINKER 21:30, 15 January 2008 (UTC)

Lol, nice article.--NekoKeichii-chan 04:22, 15 January 2009 (UTC)

From Pee Review (sort of)

Humour:	10	Everything
Concept:	10	looks
Prose and formatting:	10	just
Images:	10	fine
Miscellaneous:	10	here.
Final Score:	50	50
Reviewer:	RAHB 07:22, 10 January 2008 (UTC)