Saturn (disambiguation)

Saturn is generally a large celestial body in Earth's solar system, lodged between Jupiter and Uranus. Sometimes, however, it can be other things. Or the same thing, but just differently approached. Encyclopedias are wonderful things.

• Saturn (automobile) - A type of car for those of modest means.
• Saturn (planet) - A planet in the state of celestial mitosis.
• Saturn (Lying Bitch) - The same planet, who is also a lying bitch.
• Cronus, who was called Saturn by the Romans.

Related are:

• Saturn's moons
  • Titan, the largest.
  • Mimas, also known as Saturn I.
• Sailor Saturn, a character in Sailor Moon.

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