Rickroll
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A Rickroll is an advanced new war tactic, developed by US scientists for maximum use in the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq. Arguably more effective a tool than cyanide or napalm, a RickRoll has been officially regarded by British and American authorities as a weapon of mass destruction. It used as a devious way of getting Taliban and Iraqi militia to kill themselves through sheer exasperation after relentlessly emailing the video to them dozens of times, usually under the guise of pornography and, less commonly, free life insurance. About the only other weapon in the world that even comes close to the formidability of the RickRoll is the hydrogen bomb. Since its development, the RickRoll is thought to have accounted for at least 40% of all successful war-based assasinations. Ownership of the weapon has been banned and is punishable by jail time in over two continents. This does not include the Internet, where over 91% of RickRoll weapons are both manufactured and sold.
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- We're no strangers to love.
- You know the rules and so do I.
- A full commitment's what I'm thinking of.
- You wouldn't get this from any other guy.
- I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling.
- Gotta make you understand.
- Never gonna give you up.
- Never gonna let you down.
- Never gonna run around and dessert you.
- Never gonna make you cry.
- Never gonna say goodbye.
- Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
- We've known each other for so long.
- Your heart's been aching, but.
- You're too shy to say it.
- Inside we both know what's been going on.
- We know the game and we're gonna play it.
- And if you ask me how I'm feeling.
- Don't tell me you're too blind to see.
- Never gonna give you up.
- Never gonna let you down.
- Never gonna run around and dessert you.
- Never gonna make you cry.
- Never gonna say goodbye.
- Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
- Never gonna give you up.
- Never gonna let you down.
- Never gonna run around and dessert you.
- Never gonna make you cry.
- Never gonna say goodbye.
- Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
- (Oooooooh, Give you up
- Oooooooh, Give you UP)
- Never gonna give, never gonna give
- (Give you up)
- Never gonna give, never gonna give
- (Give you up)
- We've known each other for so long.
- Your heart's been aching, but.
- You're too shy to say it.
- Inside we both know what's been going on.
- We know the game and we're gonna play it.
- I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling.
- Gotta make you understand.
- Never gonna give you up.
- Never gonna let you down.
- Never gonna run around and dessert you.
- Never gonna make you cry.
- Never gonna say goodbye.
- Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
YOU'VE BEEN RICKRO-- Wait. You actually read all that? Dude. That is beyond sad. Get some help already.