Pink Fairies
Pink Fairies are a supposed mythical race of super beings with a craving for anything pink and fluffy. They are quite small and often live at the bottom of a suburban garden waiting for a silly old fool to believe in them. As did the Sherlock Holmes author Arthur Conan Doyle who became convinced that they were real and carried the souls of dead children.
Fairy Folk[edit]
Pink Fairies are related to other Fairies in the genus like the Blue Fairies, Green Fairies and Red Fairies[1]. They have butterfly wings and wear clothes made of spider webs. Since Pink Fairies are quite shameless, their outfits reveal more than they conceal. For food all Fairies live off honey and nectar. This involves fighting with Bees over who gets the first slurp. Besides being able to fly, Pink Fairies can live forever, never ageing like Hollywood actors. These natural gifts have led to Pink Fairies to be persecuted and eaten by humans who believe a toasted Fairy will grant them immortality. That is unfortunately a myth.
Breeding[edit]
If you can capture a 'breeding pair' of Fairies then your life will become grim. In captivity a little fairy can grew into a monster. Worse than mosquitos. They can also summon human-sized fairies - also known as the Fey - to kill you. So the best advice is to runaway from the little buggers.
Music[edit]
Most Pink Fairies are up for a dance. But an unprepared human will lose all sense of time and gyrate away until they crumble into dust. Being 'away with the fairies' is always dangerous.
One rogue group of Pink Fairies chose to be become heavy rockers. Their only hit song was Do It!. Since these fairies wore leather jackets and never washed their hair it is advised that you DO NOT EAT them unless you want to become very ill.
References[edit]
- ↑ Besides Fairies, there also the 'Faeries' who prefer to stick to the older spelling of their name. It makes no difference. All are Fairies/Faeries