Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/May 26

May 26: Wear Pants On Your Head Day

• 1907 - Vauxhall Bridge is opened in Beijing. Commuters on the A202 complain about the roundabout trip in strongly worded letters to the Times.
• 1958 - Yamahachi 'Iron Shavings' Tsuharo is born in Cape Town, South Africa.
• 1963 - Unicorns wearing pants on their heads as a disguise are discovered in Portugal, coincidentally by people wearing pants on their heads.
• 1963 - Unicorns become extinct in Portugal.
• 1973 - Let's Not Celebrate This Day Festival is celebrated for the first and last time.
• 1979 - The Afro haircut becomes compulsory in the 48 contiguous states. Alaska follows suit in 1983.
• 1980 - Spain declares war on Pope Eggs Benedict IV for previous remarks.
• 1981 - Boy George is proclaimed Queen of England. Prince Philip is so devastated he fails to make a smartass remark.
• 1982 - Boy George is deposed in a violent uprising of bagpipe makers.
• 1985 - Peter Pan spins in his grave as Michael Jackson's Neverland is built.
• 1999 - The Y2K Bug dies squashed under a rock.
• 2002 - Mars Odyssey spacecraft finds signs of rocks on the planet Mars.
• 2003 - The first Masked Avenger is found drunk lying in a puddle with dead hooker in lap. Lawsuits ensue and first official 'Sue a Super' day commences.
• 2004 - The Vienna Boys Choir release a choral version of Whip It ! that ranks #22 on Billboard magazine.
• 2011 - Somebody uses the word 'bacon' in a sentence.