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January 10: Reefer Madness Day
- 370 BCE - Plato almost chokes after inhaling a dandelion, then writes the dialogue Clouds.
- 75 - John the Baptist makes an unexpected comeback and tours Europe with Buddha. John would stop at every head shop along the way.
- 1613 - Henry Carver, a resident of London, England, supposedly digs up the granite tablets containing the Ten General Commandments of All Humanity from beneath a cricket pitch near his home. Compies rejoice.
- 1810 - Napoleon divorces Empress Joséphine, calling her "a total fucking harpie" after she hogs the last spliff in the royal mansion.
- 1841 - Low on firewood, ropes made from hemp are burned by Mormon pilgrims in Utah. That night, visions from heaven assail them.
- 1863 - The London Underground is opened in England and promptly closes after a signal failure in Barking.
- 1968 - The Velvet Underground opens for the Stones in England and promptly closes after a signal failure in Tooting.
- 1968 - Napalm is dropped on a Vietnamese hemp field, which instigates the largest attack of the munchies known to man.
- 1979 - Disco is pronounced dead after a tragic cocaine overdose.
- 1991 - Kool-Aid retires the Kool-Aid Man after he is imprisoned for providing alcohol to a 14-year old girl. (pictured)
- 2017 - California legalizes weed, with Governor Jerry Brown announcing the voting results with, "Duuuuuuuuuuude... ".