Gannon

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It is a mite baffling what you are looking for information on.

• If you are a young adult gamer, surely you want an article on Ganon.
• If you are a middle-aged couch potato, you probably are thinking of Officer Bill Gannon (pictured) from the television show Dragnet.
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