> I become Chuck Norris!
Really? Oh. Okay. You become Chuck Norris, and since neither of you can lose or even fail to win, the Universe is imploded (see Chuck Norris/Paradox).
When you awaken, you are in a square room with doors to the north, west and south. There is a Grue in the corner.
> Oh, no. Not again.
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