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Game:Zork/Grue
| Grue | Score: ? | Moves: ? |
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"Hello, Grue", you say. "Why, hello young adventurer," says the Grue. "What are you doing on this fine day?"
"Absolutely smashing. Nothing quite like a midday stroll in this fine weather, is there, good friend?" says the Grue. "Would you like to join me for tea and scones?"
So you and the Grue sit down on his picnic blanket and sup a most delectable selection of scones, patties and jam filled biscuits, accompanied with piping hot cups of camomile tea and skipping merrily through a field of daisies with arms intwined and oh my God I can't keep this up any longer YOU HAVE BEEN EATEN BY THE GRUE!!
SUDDENLY! You are on a cloud in deep space, and there is a man standing in front of you.
He appears to be Anubis, the God of Death. What would you like to do? |
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