Game:Zork/write a letter to your sweetheart

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> Write a letter to my sweetheart

This is really quite surreal because you are currently being digested by a grue. Truly, the idea that you could, let alone would write a letter to your sweetheart in a situation such as this is absurd. The state you find yourself in is going to prove mechanically challenging at best; never mind the agonizing pain.

Did you remember to pack your pencil and paper? Do you really expect your Blackberry to get reception in the bowels of a grue?

Unfortunately, your sweetheart is currently watching "How Stella Got Her Groove Back" with your best friend.

*** You have died of embarrassment ***

Would you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of Zork? (Type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):