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Zork

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 Sailing Towards Certain Doom Score: 0 Moves: 7 and half


> go to Jamaica, mon!


I'm not sure where you think you are that you can travel to both Hawaii and Jamaica.

Lucky you I'm feeling nice so lets assume you are on the East coast of America or something.

You travel to Jamaica. It is really warm there.


> look


You see a short man with a dark complexion and long dreads sitting deep in the shade of a huge tree.

Also, you see some sand. It's sandy.


Obvious paths head South, South-east, South-west and South-north.

You can:

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