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Zork
Sailing Towards Certain Doom | Score: 0 | Moves: 7 and half |
Lucky you I'm feeling nice so lets assume you are on the East coast of America or something. You travel to Jamaica. It is really warm there.
Also, you see some sand. It's sandy.
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