Game:Zork/Jamiacantown

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 South is the beach, dumbass Score: >.> Moves: <.<


> go south


You walk into the water and eaten by Grue.


> look


You examine the grue. he appears to be a water grue and will let you go if you lead hime to Newgrounds. You lead him to Newgrounds and live happily ever after.


> look again

Never mind, it's a plain old grue. By the way, you are dead already.


*** Your life functions have ceased to serve you ***


Would you request that your game be reset so that you can choose a different path, backtrack until you can remember exactly where you went wrong and hope to correct your erroneous mistake with minimized effort, or cease the playing of Zork for a varying period of time determined by your decision? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):



"You suck at Zork, Golf, Halo and everything else. Just die already."

~Oscar Wilde on you.