Game:Zork/Jamiacantown

Zork

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South is the beach, dumbass	Score: >.>	Moves: <.<
> go south You walk into the water and eaten by Grue. > look You examine the grue. he appears to be a water grue and will let you go if you lead hime to Newgrounds. You lead him to Newgrounds and live happily ever after. > look again Never mind, it's a plain old grue. By the way, you are dead already. *** You have won *** > What? I won?! Oops, sorry, my mistake. Got the wrong banner... ah, here we go: SUDDENLY! You are on a cloud in deep space, and there is a man standing in front of you. > examine man He appears to be Anubis, the God of Death. What would you like to do? give him a piece of gum ask him to bring you back to life restore "You suck at Zork, Golf, Halo and everything else. Just die already." ~Oscar Wilde on you.