Game:Zork/Jamiacantown

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 South is the beach, dumbass Score: >.> Moves: <.<


> go south


You walk into the water and eaten by Grue.


> look


You examine the grue. he appears to be a water grue and will let you go if you lead hime to Newgrounds. You lead him to Newgrounds and live happily ever after.


> look again

Never mind, it's a plain old grue. By the way, you are dead already.


*** In Soviet Russia, died have YOU! ***


In Soviet Russia, game would like to start over YOU! In Soviet Russia, saved position restore YOU! In Soviet Russia, session of Zork ends YOU! (IN SOVIET RUSSIA, RESTART, RESTORE OR QUIT TYPE YOU!)


"You suck at Zork, Golf, Halo and everything else. Just die already."

~Oscar Wilde on you.
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